It's Penny

I'm sorry if you thought this was a post for that Austrian Girl in The Sex Bunker. The Artist known as E has been publishing stories under that Title, and I'm sorry. Please feel free to visit our ol' pal Penny at the Beaver Bungalow. She's got all kinds of Dirty Sexy things on her mind. If she was a hooker than you can bet that she's worth more than that.

Here comes Penny for some more late night fun. She wants to know where you keep all the liquor and spare cash!! You're guaranteed a great time with ol' Penny.

Good Ol' Penny!

What else are we doing today folks? Let's get it together and start that restaurant you always wanted to start. Get that package delivery service going!!! Why hasn't anyone picked up that book and a movie idea from that guy that left it and went to Portland.

I've got to go.

The Artist that will not come outside

She's drunk again, too.

Cinema anyone?

There's 2.

and a drive in on the 4th floor of some parking garage.

But that's not until May.

Today you should get over to the movies at Laemmle 3 plex and check out:

Blind Mountain

Smart People

The Forbidden Kingdom

What else can you do today?

Move to Temecula and buy a winery.

Brand new Tuesday

It's the last Tuesday of April in 2008. We will never have another day like today!

Get out there and get something done. You needed that business license? Get it! You want to buy a hotel on an Island in Belize? Fucking go for it. We've got some amazing shit going on these days on Planet Earth and you're invited to play along. Shit, you live here.

Okay. What else is going on? Those tickets you had for the Lakers vs. Nuggets are no good anymore. They swept the Nuggets. They're waiting on round two now, baby!!

What else? If you had to stay within the confines of these freeways and do something, what would you do?

Well it's Tuesday the 29th and it's probably sunny. Go upstairs and enjoy your pool.

That's what you do today.

ALOUD series at LA CENTRAL LIBRARY

read a book. Go to a book discussion. Write a book for crying out loud.

Let's see what's going on today?!?

Tobias Wolff
Our Story Begins
In conversation withDavid L. Ulin, editor,Los Angeles Times Book Review
One of America's "most exquisite storytellers" (Esquire), a master of the memoir and the short story, reads from and discusses his first collection in over a decade. - LA library website

Get down there to the LA central library by 7:30 and enjoy all the good stuff.

Afterward, you can go get plastered at the Standard Hotel and throw-up all over the place. Don't worry. They're use to it. The vomiting.

After you've vomited your fill, head over to Loose Leaf Cafe and get something mild for poor stomach of yours. Stay inside cuz it's hot out today!!

Fiesta Broadway

It's going crazy. Those cats down there at the Broadway Street Festival in Downtown Los Angeles are enjoying themselves. Let's hear it for the Mexican Independence Day pre celebration.

If you can't get out to the Festival of Books in WeHo then step outside your loft and come downstairs and get a carne asada taco and listen to the sounds of Pilar Montenegro and El Flaco.

Check this site for all the details.

http://fiestabroadway.la/

The mayor is going to be down here and it's really just an early Cinco de Mayo party. I never knew they got the action started in April sometimes, but hey, maybe it was the only weekend the city could shut down the Street and basically shut down, downtown LA. This brings up another point. Take the metro into downtown. Forget about your car today. Walk to the closest subway take it in.

Point Break Live at Charlie O's

Come on down to 5th and Spring and watch some crazy shit.

It's fun and more fun and a lot of fun starting at 7:30.

Maybe you can Keanu.

Go See Bruckners Sixth again!!

Head on down to the Walt Disney Concert Hall.

Bruckners Sixth.

Hookers?!? Here?

How could they bring a Hooker to the Beaver Bungalow?!? Wait until the older frat brothers hear about this!! With all the young hot coeds around, who needs a hooker anyways?!?

You do!

Check out
http://beaverbungalow.com/

Get yourself a subscription to the best porn on the net!! Whoops! Almost forgot to tell you guys to get down to the LA Philharmonic at the Walt Disney Concert Hall and check out Bruckners Sixth. Esa-Pekken Salonen is conducting. I've clocked tickets anywhere from $15 to $145. Don't just spend thousands on basketball and hookers. Go spend some money on some people that deserve it, listen to some music. Go to the smell tonight and

http://thesmell.org


get aggro. Take a chance, they might not even have a show tonight, but they do.
Le Face
Nasa Space Universe
Duke Nukem Forever
Fail!

Not your style, well you can always go next door and catch a movie at the Imaginasian theater. That's right. Little Tokyo just

http://theimaginasian.com/

expanded right into skid row and you havn't been supportive. Tonight it's closed but tomorrow is Planet "B-BOY" and "Summer Palace"so then just head over to the Edison on 2nd and Main if you can't find anything to do and live it up.

Missing the boat

Uh oh.

Don't miss the boat?!?

It's free

Show Up! Art, Community Engagement and Social ChangeOrganized by the CalArts Community Arts Partnership (CAP)
Focusing on the goals of community engagement and social change through art, this lively roundtable discussion features an eclectic group of artists, performers and writers who share their perspectives on trends and strategies used to engage diverse communities and both art and non-art institutions. Panelists include Karen Atkinson, Nancy Buchanan, Harry Gamboa, Nobuko Miyamoto and Amy Shimson-Santo.- redcat website

Free Thursday fun. If you're not going to watch LOST and get all wierded out, then this is for you.

I really love you guys! Get out there and get active.

ACTIVATE!!

The Richest Man in the WORLD

Okay. Let's make the joke and get it out of the way. Mr. Slims wallet isn't so slim after all. He's got 58 Billion. He edged out Billy baby by 1 Billion. Yea. Bill Gates. He is rocking and rolling in Mexico and you'd be smart to stay tuned.
What the fuck with the richest man in the world being from Mexico? That's right Russia! You better fucking watch out. Okay. We all knew we should have jumped in head first to telecommunications in Mexico. Why didn't you do it? Not important. Think about China if you really want to get a head start.

Mega Hot Babes at the Beaver Bungalow

You are gonna love the action we've got down here today. This girl just dropped into the Beaver Bungalow and look whats happened?

You know what? I don't think you're even reading this post. I've found that I get more google image searches than google web searches. That means that more people are just searching the web for Tits and Ass and they don't give a shit about reading. I could write the best fucking article and maybe it would be read twice, but if I put up a bunch of titties, it gets hit 500 times.

Sex is all that's on your mind.

Happy Earth Day

Get out and save the earth you creeps.

Cute Sorority girls at Beaver Bungalow

Hello Sorority Sis!!
Let's hope the rest of the Sorority shows up.

Kanye West at the Nokia Center

Blah! What's going on today?

Oh wait! Kanye West.

Did you get tickets? Oh no you didn't. Well, it looks like you'll be hanging on the streets trying to get some of those scalped tickets. Why don't you just plan in advance like everyone else?

Well, those tickets are going to cost you about $300.

"Surrender your fort," says Steve, "I want a look."

Just leave me all the books and writings in a box. Leave it outside the bunker door so I don't disturb you and your naked dance.

Lakers Smoke the Nuggets on 420!!!

Let's hear it for the Lakers. They've got it all this season. The poor Nuggets are eight and a half point underdogs. Goooooo Lakers!

Come on Downtown Denizens!!! The Spread is -8.5 and you'll take it for $10K and you'll also take one front row seat for another $10K. Thanks so much!

Come on down to the front desk and see what kinds of strange strange things are happening. You might even find what you've been looking for.

Do you need a limo? No. Let's get you a vietnamese cart taxi and have you trotted down the street to enjoy the night in a true downtown fashion.

Don't forget that you can alway watch the game at J lounge on the wall. They project the TV onto the wall and the huge patio can seat over 200 people and so it's a good time down there. Order yourself some beer and then order another for someone you don't know and make a friend. Don't be creepy, be friendly. There's a fine line people and you should know where it is. The good times start at 3:00 people, so get ready.

The Artist known as E

The artist known as E.

it's the 46th day. They are running an experiment that could either make it or break it.

Wow.

Read:

http://www.helloemmy.blogspot.com

for more of this wild experiment. I gave all this stuff up in the 90's and you'd be smart to leave it all there too! Come on guys! Break free of the bunker!! Rent a mobile home by the beach. It's gonna be perfect. Also: Could you please Vote on the poll!! Your Vote counts and is much appreciated. We don't know if this E prose/poetry is ready for mass consumption and your vote will help us figure it all out.

Happy 420!

That's right folks. It's the worlds largest swimming pool. I'm not going to tell you where it is.

It's all mine. I own one of those pryamids and that's where you can find me. If you find me.

You can bet your ass it's not in Downtown Los Angeles.

Nothing going on today besides....the Lakers. That deserves its own post. Remember not to smoke in the Staples Center tonight because you don't want a cloud of weed and Kobe getting all stoned. Of course if you're sitting behind the Nuggets bench then it's another story and you should blow some smoke right into George Carls face. Goooooooo Lakers!!!

She's lost her mind

It's a good thing they have plenty of lotion.
45 straight days on ecstasy and this is all I get. Scribble too.
Read
http://www.pr4love.blogspot.com/
http://www.helloemmy.blogspot.com/

it's all scribble dribble.
I need coherent thought.
How long have you guys been in the bunker? Too long?!?
1 year in the bunker and all this AMAZO artist has is the above websites.

Hot Sex Positions

Check out the girls from the Beaver Bungalow...

Good Morning World!

"What's happening?"

What are we going to do today? Hmmmm? It's Saturday and the moon is damn near full and you are gonna have a great time tonight. Get off your bucket and get moving!

Check out what is going on in the Historic Core?!? A lot of nice restaurants to eat at...You can try the Wooden Spoon down on 8th street and Main and love it!!

Then head over to some of the fine drinking establishments like The Golden Gopher and drink yourself silly.

Redcat Theater is presenting Gamelan Kyai Doro Dasih which sounds like its gonna kick some major ass. Fun starts at 7:00. Get down there early and have a coffee at the bar.

We've also got to get our doggie down to Pussy and Pooch and clean her up. Oh she is such a dirty dirty dirty doggie.

Don't forget to pick up your tickets for the Lakers first playoff game tomorrow at the Staples center. OH MAN, tickets range from $75 to $10,000. Which would you like?

Learn how to write workshop with PRINCE after coachella event

Fresh Paint Friday

Oh Yea Denizens!! You're still alive!

Let's get out and do some stuff today. Get ahold of your vice by the neck and kill it!!

Good work!

Now let's make plans to have some wine and appetizers at Bacaro LA down on Union and Hoover and then make it back in time to check out "Fresh Paint" at the Los Angeles Theater Company on Spring. They are putting together a fun package called Spring on Spring and you are going to love it. Let's do our best to be creative today and ride the crest of your latest wave.

Love it!!

Brand Spankin New Art Gallery!!

Welcome to the new downtown Rouge Galerie. Downtown gets sweeter when they put a galerie in your building. Get down to 548 S. Spring and check out the good stuff in the SB Lofts.

Start your own mega family

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Who wants to move to Colorado City Arizona and completely ruin their life? Hmmmmmm.
I do. Polygamy and children and crazy mormons and people living how they want to live!! Does that sound like your cup of tea?
Get out there and start your own Mega Family for less than $1 a day.
That's right folks, the living is cheap and the air is clean and you're gonna love it!!

Beaver Bungalow

Am I getting kickbacks or what? Maybe.

Do I get to do a cameo sex tape in the Beaver Bungalow. HAHA! I'm not certified so no.

Come on folks. Visit http://www.beaverbungalow.com/
and enjoy the good time and the bliss and all the action that you can get with the best porn on the web.

What else can we do today besides porn and hope that those checks start arriving in the mail? Hmmmmmm. Nothing. Get down and get some action at the beaver bungalow and enjoy it.
Over 10 different cams and loads of girls to tickle your fancy!!!

Read a book

Good morning Downtown.

What are you going to do today?

Get up. Take a shower. Put away those drugs and order a book from Amazon.

Check out the new reading device called Kindle.

You can download the newspaper everyday with this device. It's going to be the brand new thing that everyone has soon. Should you wait for version 2.0? Hmmmmmmmmmm. No.

So order a Kindle and then buy some of my kindle books to read on it.

Go to amazon.com and look up brailovsky or click here:

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_gw?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=brailovsky

Go America!!!

What are you going to do?
You've got absolutely nothing to do and now you want to do something. Why don't you join the Army and go take some scandelous pictures like the one above.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm. It's thursday and you're tired of breathing in all that ozone. Yuck! Let's head to Mazatland and Acapulco and enjoy some sun way south of the border. Get out of Downtown and don't come back!

Is there work on your building being done? Hmmmmmmmm I wonder if there is asbestos in that building that they've been rehabing? Probably. Better keep those windows closed.

Enough of the bad news! Today you are heading down to the Guadalajara Wedding Chapel on Broadway and like 2nd. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. What else is there to do today? Why don't you get it together and stop dropping all that MDMA?!? 14 tabs in 2 days. Wow! Oh you split it up between 2 people?!? Oh that's good. Better write a living will.

Excuse me miss?!?

You're bra is falling off!

Stupid New Yorkers!

Let's hear it for the Dodgers

Wow.

Those boys in blue are back and they spanked the Pirates last night. Maybe they'll do it again tonight! It could be a lot of fun and who knows, you might catch a foul ball. The game starts at 7:30 and I got tickets around here somewhere. Come on down to the front desk!

So yea! Get down to the diamond over there off chavez ravine and root for your boys!!

"Take me out to the ball game"

"Take me out with the crowd."

"Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks."

"I don't care if I ever come back."

"Cuz it's 1,2,3 and you're OUT!"

What else can you do? Love it!

Tax Day!

Oh no! You forgot to do your taxes! Uh Oh! Better watch out for Uncle Sam coming to get you.

Ohhhhhhhhhh where oh where is my form 1099? Oh yea, I did my taxes in February so I'm waiting for my refund in the mail. Don't forget about G.W. Bush giving us a little windfall. $600 dollars for each tax payer. Oh my! That will do a world of good. Everyone can go out and buy an Iphone and help boost the economy. Who are we kidding folks? $600 bucks for the economy and the Iraqi's are getting $5,000 dollars a second.

Well Well Well, Don't forget that most of this money is going overseas to pay for that war you wanted back in 2001.

Good times.

Visit the Beaver Bungalow

It's the Beaver Bungalow

Who's got the balls to start a porn site? You do!!

There's a hell of a lot of work to get done. You've got to find a niche and fill it.

FUCKING WOW!

Hey! There are all kinds of action and hot girls begging for it. Wowzers. Did you know that all of these girls need to have certification. It's not like the good old days when you could just throw off your panties and go for it. You've got to be certified. Crazy. So does the guy that has sex with all these women. So there you have it folks. You always wanted to open a sex site and thought it was just trolling for women at nightclubs and filming it. Well, you were wrong. There is a lot that goes into it apparently. So strange. I thought it would be cheaper.

Bizarre. So lets ask ourselves if theres room in our life for one more trip to the moon?

Huge Sporting Day

The Lakers are playing their last game of the season down there at the Staples center. Whats the spread you ask? I'll figure it out. Go and try to get a ticket for the last game of the season. When do those tickets for the postseason go on sale? Oh yea! Lakers are #1 in the west. I love it around here.

We also have the start of Baseball season. The Dodgers are playing over there at Dodger Stadium against the Pirates and you're gonna love it.

We also have some lovely ladies hanging out on the beach. Oh yea the spread is -17. I know you think that's crazy, but that's what it is.

Good luck whichever way you play today!

ALOUD book reading series

Mon, Apr 14, 7 PM
Christopher Rauschenberg
Revisiting Eugène Atget’s Paris:A Photo Lecture
Rauschenberg walked around Paris "in Atget's shoes" re-photographing many of his predecessor's original locations. If a trip to the City of Light is not in your immediate future, this lecture is the next best thing.

Sounds like fun at the LA central library.

Also, get in line to get your Lakers vs. Kings tickets today and you might just get them in time for the game tomorrow.

Wow. There is so much going on in the world today. . Let's get it together people and figure out what we are doing with our life. So get something started. Get your bump and curl going. Move back to Ohio or become a scientologist. Or whatever.

Lakers are playing the Spurs

It's happening at 12:30 folks. Ticket prices are stupid.

It's gonna be a tough match folks after what happened to your mama on St. Patricks day.
Remember that. Well it doesn't matter if you do or not, the point of todays story is that inside jokes leave everyone else out in the cold. Think about that after you've been hanging out with some new friends and some old and all you do is crack funny inside jokes.

Okay, back to the Lakers action. Kobe is going to dunk on everyone tonight folks. I got a call from someone claiming to be Kobe and they said, don't you worry about the Spurs! I'm gonna dunk all over them. It's true. Kobe also said that if he dunks on all the starters then he's gonna buy everyone dunkin donuts! Oh Yea! Let's hear it for Kobe.

I talked to him at the Jolly Roger Motor Inn on Washington and Abbot Kinney. He's a nice guy. He was helping out some friends of his from Philidelphia.

There are no tickets at ticketmaster but I'm sure I can find you some tickets around here somewhere. There are always scalpers and you are on your own their buddy. What if you get shot (with a high velocity bean bag) by the police in a scalper raid? You're mom is gonna be pissed! Think about it when you're paying minimum $250 on the street.

You know what you could always head over to J lounge and watch it on the wall. Yea. 40 foot screen right on the wall. Put that $250 to win on the Lakers and take the -8. Enjoy life and get out more often.

Avengers vs Blaze at Staples Center or My Fair Lady?

Get down there and watch these guys beat the fuck out of each other. This is the best bang for your buck if you like to see guys get smashed into bits. Man, these guys get paid nothing to fuck each other up. It's no NFL, but it's as close as we will get in Los Angeles.

GO AVENGERS!

What else is going on?

My Fair Lady at the Ahmanson.

Tickets are sold out but I'm sure I could find you some if you come down to the front desk. So pick out your tux and dress and come on down and find me hanging out in the lobby! I'll walk you over there and sit down and have a drink at the Ahmanson Theater Bar with you.

I'm not sure if they have a bar, but we can pick up some booze along the way and don't you worry! We are going to have a great time!!

More 'Tour de French Toast?' at IHOP or Lakers Basketball?

Yes please.
What else is there to do today after you have breakfast? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Go do something fun.

Head over to the Staples Center and get in on some pre-playoff action with the Lakers. Man oh Man they are killing it over there. Watch them prep to take the title this year. Tonight at 7:30 the Lakers are going to kill the Hornets. I couldn't find any more tickets at Ticketmaster. So you're on your own baby! Try Craigslist and get that VIP BOX for $300 a ticket and you have to buy 4. Or you could try your luck on the streets baby! Watch out! That shit is illegal, but then again you've been there and done that and so this is nothing new to you!

Hope you some nice seats.

Stop on in at Seven Grand and get a whiskey drink.

Artwalk thursday ~ Museum of Neon Art is open (MONA)

Hooray for the Art Walk. The fun starts at noon on Main and Spring St. Wander around the art district and the Historic core and wonder which loft your going to move into.

Get downtown and see what we have to offer. There are all kinds of art studios and you are gonna love it down here. What's your pleasure? Hmmmmm has the museum of neon art opened yet? MONA!?! Hmmmmmmmmmm. YES!!!!!!!! GET TO MONA and love it!!! Right across from Pharmaka on 5th street. Get into it man!!!

Whats really happening around downtown? Well at IHOP over there on Flower and 8th they've got the 'TOUR DE FRENCH TOAST!!' Get your bicycle and get it together and get all the french toast you want for $34.99 Mmmmmmmmmm. How can they do it for $34.99? Who knows, but don't look a gift horse in the mouth! Get those french toast to go at IHOP and GO! Oh yea!

Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Sure. Art walk thursday is important. But not as important as breakfast! Oh Yea! Where's my whipped cream? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Wednesday means BON JOVI 4 life!

What do we have going on today people?

Well. There's interesting things like poverty and drug abuse happening in Pershing Square. Just hang out on the benchs with some of these guys. Don't see very many women hanging out in Pershing Square. Just a bunch of homeless dudes and players!

Get poor! Bitch! What else is going on? Library reading with ALOUD presents
Charles Hood,Terry Wolverton,Sarah Bein,Elizabeth Bradfield,and Ron Koertge
Red Hen Press Poetry Celebration
Since 1994, Red Hen Press has been dedicated to making a difference in the literary community. Please join us to celebrate the lively Los Angeles literary scene with a diversity of voices that speak to what it means to be human.


That sounds like a good time. Get your literary on! I know I've been hiding it from you up until now but BON JOVI is playing at the Staples Center, the show starts at 7:30. I got some tickets worth $129 dollars and they are still all the way back at the other side of the arena. Wow! Go Bon Jovi!!

So come on down to the front desk and let me know what you want.

Clippers vs Nuggets

Whats going on in this picture. It's my new race track. Oh no the Mclaren forgot to close it's doors. Hope they have some dirt-glasses on.

OH MY GAWD!!! The Clippers are playing the Nuggets down at the Staples Center and it's worth every penny. Here's a nugget of advice for you.

Human resource personel are typically assholes. All they teach you in a human resource college class is to be an asshole and judge people. Fucking Lara.

I was also wondering what fucking bus do I take to San Dimas. I'm getting out of downtown for today. I might even go to Desert Hot Springs and buy a hotel. Fuck you downtown! You won't get me!

Living Big Monday

What is going on today? Well, we've got all kinds of goodies.

You can check out all the high rises going up! Southpark looks amazing.

Come down to the Historic core and rent one of the new SB Manhattan lofts. Open up a business and kick yourself in a year when there still isn't any traffic into your store. Fucking downtown. Good thing the rent is only $800 bucks a month. That's right folks, the retail shops along 6th in SB Manhattan are going for $800 a month. You only get 200 sq. feet, but who cares. He might even let you sign a year commercial lease.

Don't you people know a good deal when you see one? You usually have to sign a 5 year lease. I'm not telling you anything else until I start getting some tips!! Oh is that a $50? Oh, it's just a $5. Keep it.

Well if you've got any class at all then you'll head over to the Redcat theater and check out the movie on Los Angeles residential architecture. You're gonna love it. Here's some more info:

Heinz Emigholz: Schindler’s Houses

West Coast premiere Germany, 2007, 99 min., 35mm, color
"I would happily rank Schindler’s Houses on the short list of essential modern movies about our city’s physical and social geography." Scott Foundas, L.A. Weekly

Look at that. There's even a little review for you.

But really. What do you really, really, really need? Except a job. You need some more gold jewelry. Who doesn't need more gold jewelry and rad crosses and pinkie rings and all kinds of shit. Head down to the jewelry district and get your gold on!

Sunday funday

Get down to the flea market over there in South Park. Watch out for stuff falling from all the new high rises they are building. Sweet Buddha! They're busy down there. Buy some funny buttons or that old basket that you always wanted but never could find. Oh yes! It's good times and fun for all at the Downtown Flea Market.

You can also head down to little Tokyo and hit up the Blossom Festival. That's kinda cool. I love how they break out the drums down there for anything. Go Little Tokyo!!

Is the Art Brewery thing tonight? Is that this weekend or whats going on? I need cable TV. Okay, I don't need it. Whatever! Head over to the Brewery anyways and find out what they are doing. They've got a cool little restaurant and it's fun.

What else can you do? Stay inside and write that treatment for that book of yours.

Flavor Flav among Royalty #73

Mondrian 2006

They've just flown in from Italy. The Countess and Duke of a small hamlet up north of Venice. They are the royals from the Bassano Del Grappa. He looks tired, but she looks ravishing. She looks like she just got out of the beauty parlor. She's beautiful and elegant and why isn't she staying at the Beverly Hills Hotel or the Four Seasons? Why is she staying at the Mondrian?

I check them both in and the bellman waits behind them and walks them up to their room when they are ready.

This Spring is here and things have been quiet all evening. Then Flavor Flav comes in. He buys a hotel room as a 'walk in', which just means no reservation, and I give him room 911. He loves it. We sing a little bit of the song together at the front desk. '911 is a joke'. Amazing. Public Enemy is fucking amazing. I want to sing 'Burn Hollywood Burn' but Chuck D isn't around so I give him his keys and he bobbles off. Happy as can be. All the sudden people start to get excited. A certain fever sweeps the hotel. It must be Friday. It must be time to party. Several people want limousines but it's too late. All the limousines are taken. The party people will have to do with taxis. The lobby fills up with all kinds of beautiful people. They sit along the couch that's shaped like a cross and do dirty things. Somebody gets kicked out for playing with his girlfriends pussy in front of everyone. Some girls auditioning for the Flavors show find out that he is at the hotel and they beg for his room number. I tell them to get lost.

The beautiful people ebb and flow and make their way into Asia de Cuba and some of them try their hand at getting into Skybar. Most are rebuffed. They come back and lounge in the lobby.

Flavor flav comes back roaring through the lobby. He's aquired a lot more people, Bridgette Neilsen being one of them and this train of party people have drinks and chat loudly and talk on their cell phones and try to get Flavors attention. This is when the Countess and Duke make their way to the nightclub through the lobby. Their 2 worlds smoothly pass by one another here in the lobby and they don't even notice each other. He throws a couple high fives to us at the desk and makes his way over to say hi to some people sitting on a couch. More and more people come into the lobby to see who is there. Then the hotel security politely help him to the elevators and lead him and his friends up to his suite.

குலத் திஸ் பே இட்?

தேரே வி கோ பாலிவுட். ஒத்த்த்த்த்த் எஸ், திங்க்ஸ் ஆர் சோ ப்றேட்டி தேசே டயஸ் தேரே இன் டோவ்ண்டோவ்ன் லாஸ் அங்கேலேஸ். இ விஷ் இ குலத் டெல் யு குய்ஸ் வாட் இஸ் ஹப்பெநிங் டுடே. இ'வே சீன் தி இன்சிடே ஒப் மி லோபிட் சிங்கே இ காட் உப ௧/௨ ஹௌர் ஏகோ அண்ட் திஸ் ஸ்கிரிப்ட் இஸ் ரேஅல்லி பிரேஅகிங் மீ அவுட்.

கோட்ட கோ.

லாங் லைவ் தி கிங்!

Groove Armada at City Hall in Downtown

Uh oh. More Downtown debauchery. The fun starts at 6pm! They're opening a little fun park with a beer garden and I'm sure the ravers will be there. Remember 95'. Wait a second! You're still living '95 with all that ecstasy that you've eaten. Wow!

Jason Bently from 6 till 8 and then Groove Armada until 11pm. It's going to be on the steps of City Hall facing the south lawn. Let's get a compass out people! Get those bearings straight and get down there!

Hell you could show up early and hit up some of the bars in the Government Center. Hold Everything! There are no bars in the Government Center. I wonder if there is one in that weird underground mall over there with B. Daltons? Hmmmmmmmmm. Probably not. Well, there will be a beer garden so you're all set after 6pm, but let's say you get downtown around noon, what are you gonna do? Well, head over to the Red Room on 2nd and Hill or Bar 107 on 4th and Main for half a dozen hours and you should be right in time for the show.

How much are tickets?

I don't know. Probably $30 bucks. Or you could just stand on 1st street and dance next to a trash can and the funny homeless guy with a mannequin.

Enjoy this Saturday because it could very well be your last.

Go to work.

Super Big Friday

Get psyched! Get ready for some no good madness at Charlie O's. Friday night and it's Jess and Conrads Birthday bash. Oh let's all go on down and wish them a happy birthday. Don't forget to stop off at your favorite $1 store and pick them up something nice. It's a little bit of Historic core and a little bit of Old Bank District down at Charlie O's. It's kind of exciting.

You can also catch the Lakers doing their thing against the Mavericks at the Staples Center. That should be a good game.

Herb and Lani are still going at it over at the RedCat and god knows whats going on in the Walt Disney Concert Hall. Did you know there are constant rehersals going on in there. They don't let anyone tour the hall. You have to have tickets to a performance to get inside. It's amazing over there. Go see Sweeny Todd if it's still going. Pick up a paper and read something once in a while!

Go forth and conquer!

Don't forget to get to work and start working.

Buy a Spa property in Desert Hot Springs and commute to your loft.

Netflix La Dolce Vita and put it on a loop and get into it man! This is your life. Don't you forget! Write a book that somebody can understand and stop the meds! What the fuck are you doing?

Thursday with my TV

An Intimate Evening with Herb Alpert and Lani Hall
Herb Alpert and Lani Hall perform a rare, relaxed and intimate night of American and Brasilian jazz featuring a trio of masterful musicians-- Bill Cantos (piano), Michael Shapiro (drums) and Hussain Jiffrey (bass). Playing their original arrangements on a selection of American standards and Brasilian music, Alpert’s warm, expressive trumpet lines complement Hall's sensual, emotional voice, making this a unique and unforgettable evening for all.

That should be a kick ass show at the Redcat.

Wow.

We also got the Kings playing the Sharks at the Staples Center.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. What else? You should buy a shovel and secretly start digging a tunnel to get out of downtown. Go to Long Beach. If you're gonna live in an Urban environment then it should be Long Beach.

New Mega Club opening in South Park Region soon. Can't say where. Don't forget that tonight is the Speakeasy and all you need is the secret password and to stand on Spring st. in front of the Los Angeles Theater and look across the street and see where everyone is going into the building. Good luck with the password.

You have no idea what is going on downtown!?!? People are buying lofts and eating out and not caring what you think in Hollywood with your 4 cranes building the W. Take the subway to the Hollywood/Vine stop and get out in the middle of all the construction. Maybe it's the Sunset/Vine stop. I don't know, I never leave downtown. Enjoy your Thursday and don't forget to watch some L.O.S.T.

Wednesday again!

Always seems like Wednesday around here. I've got a lot of work to do. I don't even know where to start. Head over to the Redcat and check out all the good stuff. The art exhibit is worth buying a cappuccino at the little bar and wandering through. There are a lot of sketchbooks by Geoff Mcfetridge. He's been a busy little bee. He has a lot of sketchbooks. He must go through 10 or 20 a year. So get to work people! That's 2 sketchbooks a month.

What else?

Nothing. THose 2 sketchbooks are going to take up a lot of your time. Oh yea! Post that thing to the stuff!

Have a good Wednesday!