Where are all the views coming from and what are they looking at?

Short answer: 

America.

Porn.

I thought I might have been understood and the great writing here on the page was going to set me up to stand with the likes of Jessica Fletcher and Stephen King, but no.

People just want to look at porn. 

And by People, I mean Men are just searching for porn.

Great.

and by Great I mean dammit!!!

More Hungarian Honeys

Where are all these girls coming from. I don't think we are gonna have enough room here at the Dirty Hot Hotel. We're probably gonna have to have these girls start cleaning rooms.

Mega Hot Babes

17,000 views this month?

 as they say in Italy:

Strano.

Has AI been scrapping my BLOG?!?

There is still a lot wrong with AI generation.

    Here we have some women dancing in a nightclub.

AI GIRLS

      These girls aren't real.

Soooooooooo. I use to live in Hollywood, but not anymore.

It's sad to see the news lately with characters like Perez Hilton streaming live self harm videos and also Hayden Panettiere having to suffer from living with an abusive partner. Back in the days at the turn of the century when it was 1998, 1999, and then the 2000's, we had little to worry about. The hardest thing was making it to the Kibitz room to help my good friend and child star Zach Rosencrantz (Claim to fame: Hard to Kill with S. Segal) and he was also on some television show. We also hung out with Taj Johnson who's claim to fame was being an all around nice guy but also Parker Lewis can't lose. We lived in an apartment off of Highland and Willoughby and lived the good life playing Everquest and Djing all around town for the Pantera Sarah. Taj of course lived in a nice house with his girlfriend off of Wilshire. There's more to it. We didn't do much, but when we did do it, we did it right and it was a lot of fun. More to come.

That's right BITCHES

We're everywhere and nowhere. Try to find the new newy new new that you thought you knew.

What to do when there's nothing to do

Sounds like you've found yourself in quite a conundrum. If that's even how you spell it. Well the first thing to do is to make a list. The second thing to do is to throw away said list and sit down on a comfortable couch. Breathe. Listen to the sounds around you. If someone is yelling at you, then you should find a new comfortable couch in another place to sit quietly. If you are too cold, put on a jacket. If it's too hot, then take off your shoes and socks and grip the floor with your toes. It was in a Bruce Willis movie once. It works. The next step is highly controversial and could be seen by many as a terrorist act. Turn on the TV. Ignore all the news channels and cartoon channels and find the sports channel. There you've done it. You've found something to do.

Time and Energy

Writing takes time and energy. Sometimes you don't know what to write. Other times you have a lot to say. Then we edit ourselves too much. Somebody famous once said you need to vomit on the page and then sort it out. I've got to look up who said that. BRB. Katherine Parkinson. She said it. ALso another famous writer, who actually spent some time here in Northern Italy has this to say. Hemmingway “Writing is something that you can never do as well as it can be done,” he said in an August 1935 letter. So yea, stop beating yourself up about your writing and write more.