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Cedar Rapids City hits the Rocks!!

Hot Damn! The Rivers Crested today.!!!>!!!$*&

Would you take a look at Cedar Rapids. Holy smokes. What happened here? Who the fuck built the anti flood device? Is it called a Levee? Sure it is! Let's learn how to build levees people. I like the Los Angeles river. It's built of cement. I hope these people get the help they need but it looks like

Floods in the Midwest.

Flooded in '93 real bad too. Here are some pictures of that one. Here's a statement for you.

WTF?? Less water in the ice caps, More water vapor in the atmosphere, more rain and more water down the river equals trouble.

Totally Crazy.

Thursday is for Whores

Let's hear it for the hookers.
We've got a strange man from Holland staying at the hotel these days and he's in love with one of the desk clerks. Melanie is engaged to be married and won't give the Gentleman from Holland the time of day. Mr. Von Wurst has bought a hooker that looks identical to Melanie and I think he's even had a name tag made with Melanies' name on it for the hooker to wear.

Let's hear it for Whores!

They'll do anything.
Mind you, this hotel isn't in Downtown Los Angeles anymore.
This hotel is in Beverly Hills.
I shouldn't even be writing on this blog anymore. It's basically all for you Amanda.

Let's hear it for Berlin!!!?!?!

Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis

Oh it was good times.

Go Motherfucking Lakers!

Alright folks. We have a chance to tie the series at 2-2. It's gonna be a blast and if you can get some tickets, I've just clocked them at $450 for nosebleed behind the net and you should just be happy with those and get a move on.

The spread is Lakers -7.

Don't do it.
The Celtics are going to keep it close.

Enjoy

Big Wednesday

Make up an excuse and call off work!! You better believe it!
Then make a lousy presentation over the phone to your boss and BINGO! You've totally got a ferris buellers day off and I've got to get going.

First stop.
Drycleaners
Second stop.
Bank
Third stop.
gog my life is so boring. I get to go to the drycleaners and the bank. Ferris Bueller went to a parade and stole his best friends fathers car.
Fourth stop.
Back to loft
Fifth stop.
couch
Sixth stop.
Bed.

oh gog my life is so boring.
I'm going to be boring for the rest of my 30s and see what happens. I hope I die of boredom.

Let's hear it for Loverboy

Everybodies working for the weekend ~ Loverboy

It's Saturday. Theres some crazy shit going on over at the Redcat theater. I forget what it's called, but it's about film and dancing and I do believe they are going to show some films with dancing in them. Cutting edge floating dancing and things you wouldn't understand anyways.

It's $10 and you should waste your $10 even if you don't like movies about dancing and you hope Patrick Swayze dies and shame on you!

Whatever.

It starts at 8pm and things are great! Show up early and drink some whiskey at the bar and have some fun!!!

Live it up on the weekend.

I can't operate on this frequency!

East end boys in a west end world
East end boys
West end girls
East end boys
West end girls
How hard can it be? ~ PSB

Hello Berlin!

I see you walking real slow
smiling into everyone
I can tell you my love will still be strong
after the boys of summer have gone. ~ Eagles


Get ready folks. Here comes the last Summer you will ever know. The rest will be running from the police. You've been there before, so nothing new there. Get out and get something done. Max is in the Nevada Desert and I'm going nowhere fast. I work in Beverly Hills now.
I've got problems, but we are going to work them out. Like a knot in a your rope. Let's work it out.

I dont' understand what happened to our love
but babe I'm gonna get you back
I'm gonna show you what I'm made of ~ Eagles

So let's say your hanging in Berlin right now?!? What the fuck did you do today? What are you going to do when the money runs out? That's my next novella once I finish this years novella. I don't think I can release it to the public until this agent passes or not. Whatever. I'm gonna write about a expatriot moving around Berlin and getting hit by cars and going back for more. I'm going to start a Surf Tecktronicks band and release the videos on this site only.

I thought I knew what love was
what did I know?
Those days are gone forever
I should just let them go
but
I can see you
rims get shattered in the sun
you got the top pulled down
radio on, baby
I can tell you my love will still be strong
after the boys of summer have gone ~ Eagles

Start a surf tecktronicks band and we can start a brand new wave. The brand new wave.

Stevie Kix & the Wayfarers will release a new video each month. Keep tuned in for this months video. Probably late June. Don't get too excited! Okay, get crazy excited!! Do whatever you want and live your life the way you want to live it. Dance on top of pianos!

Presidential Pussy

What else is happening today guys?
Barack clinched the nomination for the democrats and this fine young thing was put through the ringer at the Beaver Bungalow.

http://www.beaverbungalow.com/

Beaver Bungalow

Come on down to the bungalow.