Wow

Check out that babe a couple posts down. Wowzers.

Things are going great these days at the Dirty Hot Hotel and you've got a live feed to the motherboard. Where do I start. My detective business!!! I'll be rich. Then there's the Italian Cafe. I also need to update this motherfucker every day or maybe twice if I'm feeling surly. I need to run those numbers again. Where the fuck is my band? Damn it! I caught some of the guys at the building next door with their jackhammers now all I need is to spend some time with it.

Detective biz

Italian Cafe

Band project

oh yea, and my job.

WOW! Check out how she has her hands on her body. Let's hear it for reckless fun and wanting to be this dog and live in a nice house in Beverly Hills and totally lay by the pool everyday and give doggie readings late in the evening in the garden and having food and probably a little doggie car so I don't have to walk around the grounds. I'm positive somebody is buying little doggie cars in beverly hills.

One day I'll live in the Beverly Hills of Mars and have my little doggie kingdom, but until then I've got to let you know where all the fun is tomorrow. CASEYS IRISH BAR AND GRILL.

You should start tonight at midnight. I'm sure they've got cots. Break out your old Interpol records and enjoy the aughts. 01 - 08 went by fast. We'll be in the teens soon. Fuck you if your'e not gonna call them the aughts. Fuck you Ethan! You can party until Monday when they plan a St. Patricks Day Parade through Pershing Square. Can't wait for that. Watch out for drunk drivers and encourage friends to order a taxi.

What else can you do.

Love it.

Saturday Action Downtown

Caseys Irish Bar and Grill is serving green beer and there will be some Irish Music and fun and oh yea you are gonna love all those hot little Irish Honeys. Things are fun fun fun over here at the Dirty Hot Hotel. We've got sluts, we've got hustlers, we've got all kinds of fools and everyone seems to be having a damn good time.

Oh no. The finals at the Pac 10 are finished.
UCLA beat Stanford. That's right UCLA is number 1.
Final score 64 to 67

What else is going on today? Debauchery? The PBX operator is screwing some of the housemen. Oh it's great around here. The maids do more than just clean your room.

Come on down and live the good life in Downtown Los Angeles.

Fashion week continues as Jared Gold hosts a function inside the Standard Lobby from 4 till 8

Friday night at the Dirty Hot Hotel

Oh yea things get like this every friday at the Dirty hot hotel

Totally Fashion Friday

Staples Center Action tonight

Game : No. 4 Southern California vs. No. 1 UCLA (9 p.m.)
Game : No. 3 Washington State vs. No. 2 Stanford (11:30 p.m.)

Get excited people. We are getting to the end of the PAC 10. Cross town rivals play tonight at 9pm. That should be exciting. Tomorrow is the championship, so get those bets placed.

What else is there to do today. Somebody came by the desk and was talking about some fun action at Cinespace tomorrow. DJ ADAM 12 and that crackhead from Crazy Town. Stupid one hit wonders. I hate Hollywood so to hell with Cinespace. Let's talk about some shit going on downtown for Fashion Week. You know that they are going to have some stuff at St. Vibiana church.

Hmmmmmm let me look around.
Tonight we have Jared Gold showing off some of his designs at Union Station at 8:30. It's called "Czarina." It's open to the public. Check out Jaredgold.com to look at his designs.

I'm sure Boxeight is doing something tonight, but my computer here at work won't allow me to view websites with flash. Stupid work computer. I'm sure they've got St. Vibiana like last year.
All my love and kisses.

Enjoy this Friday. It might be your last.

To my best friends

I'm gonna kill you guys or at least make you have convulsions

Thursday College Basketball madness

12:00pm – No. 4 USC vs No. 5 Arizona State
2:30pm – No. 1 UCLA vs California
6:00pm – No. 3 Washington State vs No. 6 Oregon
8:30pm – No. 2 Stanford vs Arizona

Looks like it's going to be a big day at the Staples Center. Wow. Lots of College Basketball all over the place.

What else can you do downtown if you're not into Basketball?
Well. Hmmm. Get over to Edison for Thursday happy hour. That could be fun. They've still got the .35 cent martinis.

Enjoy life and give 110% or Enjoy life and give 20%. Do whatever you want.
Start posting those stories on a blog. Get it together.

College Ball at the Staples Center

Get your ball on.
6:00pm – No.8 Washington vs No. 9 California
8:30pm – No. 7 Arizona vs No. 10 Oregon State

It's going to be crazy at the Staples center tonight. Bring your blowhorn and paint your belly! We've got some great Pac-10 games here in downtown Los Angeles tonight.

Wow. Back to Back action. Get an early start on your Wednesday at the Edison, which opens at 5pm and figure out how long it will take to walk from 2nd and Main to Chick Hearn and Figueroa. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. 25 minutes? Better pound those drinks then.

Get to those games! We've clocked some tickets around here for $500 bucks.
Come down to the front desk and get a couple free tickets.

Thursday? or is it Wednesday?

All the news that you can use on a Wednesday

A lot of

Stay home. Get focused on new projects. Visit the MOCA exhibit. There's also an exhibit at the Red Cat. I think I'll go down there and check that one out today, and get a coffee while I'm there. What else is going on? Well, I need to get down to the bookstore and buy incorporating for dummies and check to see if the space is still available for our Italian Cafe/clothing store/bookstore and cigarette stand.

Big Day Today.

Don't forget to buy my book on Amazon and learn German.

Leave me a comment with your address for some fiction titles on sale.

I've got to finish these 101 dirty hot hotel stories. What else is going on?!? I figured out an equation to living at Santee Village on a 450K unit.

7% down is 32K

405K loan at 5.55% is $2600 impounded

HOA's are $400 a month

I need 32K and $3000 a month to get that going. Could probably rent a 1100 sq. ft. space in Santee Village for 2K and eat the rest. Ouch.

Mmmmmm possibilities.

Enjoy the rest of your day you spoiled denizens of the west. I'm totally going to start that Mayan novel about the calender and the end of the world. That's my favorite kind of trashy novellas. Give yourself a headstart and don't go to sleep folks. Stay up late and try to figure out where the hell you'll get 32K to start with.

What about Mexico. We've also got a Mexican Beach Hotel on the table.

Hmmmmm. Let's stay here in Downtown for a hot second though. Downtown Los Angeles is the epicenter of my life for the last 6 months. It's starting to get to me. I love getting out now and going anywhere. Keep your eyes peeled for Jaime Foxx filming that cool movie. He's on the streets. First reader to send me a photo gets a shout out. Oh yea!

My favorite new restaurant is Tranquility Base. I can't wait to go at night and see how all the lighting looks. I only go during the day now. Good whiskey drinks. I'm going to the 7-11 on 7th street. It's been open now for a while. I should make myself aware of it. Good for guests staying at the Dirty Hot Hotel. Famima closes and so does rite aide but 7-11 will really fill a niche in the Downtown night owl circle.

Love it and live it and go to LACMA if you get a chance.

Buy a $1500 purse

Early Tuesday

Lift-off! You can do it! Fly up high with Endeavor. Go fucking Endeavor!#$*@!

Lets talk about suicide and not doing it. Imagine all the things that are gonna happen tomorrow when the stuff, your so worried about, goes down and then think about moving to Kansas or Michigan or somewhere, like so many people do and start over. If you live in Moscow you can move to China for a while. Hang out in China and see something new. If you live in Iceland then Canada is totally for you, or Alaska. Hmmmmmmmmmm. Alaska. I know what you're saying and Alaska is way better than Suicide. Don't do it. Join the Marines. Get a job. Start a newspaper.

Love wildly.

Life is worth it.

It's a hell of a good time over here at the Dirty Hot Hotel. Don't kill yourself, for crying out loud, and come down and stay a night. You might wander over to the library and learn something. I've deleted too much in this post to be happy about. I must depart.

Buckle up and enjoy your liftoff!

Monday is for Losers

Hi Lovers!

You know who you are. It was great seeing you.
Wait till you see what happened last night in Los Angeles. Okay, you're probably looking at the pics above. Shannon and that dudes band Josh Taylors Friends Forever were playing on 2nd street in between spring and Broadway. It was way rad and then the fire department showed up.

Wow can they put on a show. They're headed to SXSW right now via Phoenix and Albuquerque and then Austin.

Well that was last night so no use rehashing it. Ummmmmmm what are you doing today? Why don't you do your taxes you dirty little rat. Pay up or get that refund. I always pay more so I can get the refund. You really don't miss it on your paychecks. Whatever. Don't be dumb, pay your taxes.

Also you can catch the Kings playing the Canucks at the Staples center at 7:30. Enjoy it!