Excuse me miss?!?

You're bra is falling off!

Stupid New Yorkers!

Let's hear it for the Dodgers

Wow.

Those boys in blue are back and they spanked the Pirates last night. Maybe they'll do it again tonight! It could be a lot of fun and who knows, you might catch a foul ball. The game starts at 7:30 and I got tickets around here somewhere. Come on down to the front desk!

So yea! Get down to the diamond over there off chavez ravine and root for your boys!!

"Take me out to the ball game"

"Take me out with the crowd."

"Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks."

"I don't care if I ever come back."

"Cuz it's 1,2,3 and you're OUT!"

What else can you do? Love it!

Tax Day!

Oh no! You forgot to do your taxes! Uh Oh! Better watch out for Uncle Sam coming to get you.

Ohhhhhhhhhh where oh where is my form 1099? Oh yea, I did my taxes in February so I'm waiting for my refund in the mail. Don't forget about G.W. Bush giving us a little windfall. $600 dollars for each tax payer. Oh my! That will do a world of good. Everyone can go out and buy an Iphone and help boost the economy. Who are we kidding folks? $600 bucks for the economy and the Iraqi's are getting $5,000 dollars a second.

Well Well Well, Don't forget that most of this money is going overseas to pay for that war you wanted back in 2001.

Good times.

Visit the Beaver Bungalow

It's the Beaver Bungalow

Who's got the balls to start a porn site? You do!!

There's a hell of a lot of work to get done. You've got to find a niche and fill it.

FUCKING WOW!

Hey! There are all kinds of action and hot girls begging for it. Wowzers. Did you know that all of these girls need to have certification. It's not like the good old days when you could just throw off your panties and go for it. You've got to be certified. Crazy. So does the guy that has sex with all these women. So there you have it folks. You always wanted to open a sex site and thought it was just trolling for women at nightclubs and filming it. Well, you were wrong. There is a lot that goes into it apparently. So strange. I thought it would be cheaper.

Bizarre. So lets ask ourselves if theres room in our life for one more trip to the moon?

Huge Sporting Day

The Lakers are playing their last game of the season down there at the Staples center. Whats the spread you ask? I'll figure it out. Go and try to get a ticket for the last game of the season. When do those tickets for the postseason go on sale? Oh yea! Lakers are #1 in the west. I love it around here.

We also have the start of Baseball season. The Dodgers are playing over there at Dodger Stadium against the Pirates and you're gonna love it.

We also have some lovely ladies hanging out on the beach. Oh yea the spread is -17. I know you think that's crazy, but that's what it is.

Good luck whichever way you play today!

ALOUD book reading series

Mon, Apr 14, 7 PM
Christopher Rauschenberg
Revisiting Eugène Atget’s Paris:A Photo Lecture
Rauschenberg walked around Paris "in Atget's shoes" re-photographing many of his predecessor's original locations. If a trip to the City of Light is not in your immediate future, this lecture is the next best thing.

Sounds like fun at the LA central library.

Also, get in line to get your Lakers vs. Kings tickets today and you might just get them in time for the game tomorrow.

Wow. There is so much going on in the world today. . Let's get it together people and figure out what we are doing with our life. So get something started. Get your bump and curl going. Move back to Ohio or become a scientologist. Or whatever.

Lakers are playing the Spurs

It's happening at 12:30 folks. Ticket prices are stupid.

It's gonna be a tough match folks after what happened to your mama on St. Patricks day.
Remember that. Well it doesn't matter if you do or not, the point of todays story is that inside jokes leave everyone else out in the cold. Think about that after you've been hanging out with some new friends and some old and all you do is crack funny inside jokes.

Okay, back to the Lakers action. Kobe is going to dunk on everyone tonight folks. I got a call from someone claiming to be Kobe and they said, don't you worry about the Spurs! I'm gonna dunk all over them. It's true. Kobe also said that if he dunks on all the starters then he's gonna buy everyone dunkin donuts! Oh Yea! Let's hear it for Kobe.

I talked to him at the Jolly Roger Motor Inn on Washington and Abbot Kinney. He's a nice guy. He was helping out some friends of his from Philidelphia.

There are no tickets at ticketmaster but I'm sure I can find you some tickets around here somewhere. There are always scalpers and you are on your own their buddy. What if you get shot (with a high velocity bean bag) by the police in a scalper raid? You're mom is gonna be pissed! Think about it when you're paying minimum $250 on the street.

You know what you could always head over to J lounge and watch it on the wall. Yea. 40 foot screen right on the wall. Put that $250 to win on the Lakers and take the -8. Enjoy life and get out more often.

Avengers vs Blaze at Staples Center or My Fair Lady?

Get down there and watch these guys beat the fuck out of each other. This is the best bang for your buck if you like to see guys get smashed into bits. Man, these guys get paid nothing to fuck each other up. It's no NFL, but it's as close as we will get in Los Angeles.

GO AVENGERS!

What else is going on?

My Fair Lady at the Ahmanson.

Tickets are sold out but I'm sure I could find you some if you come down to the front desk. So pick out your tux and dress and come on down and find me hanging out in the lobby! I'll walk you over there and sit down and have a drink at the Ahmanson Theater Bar with you.

I'm not sure if they have a bar, but we can pick up some booze along the way and don't you worry! We are going to have a great time!!

More 'Tour de French Toast?' at IHOP or Lakers Basketball?

Yes please.
What else is there to do today after you have breakfast? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Go do something fun.

Head over to the Staples Center and get in on some pre-playoff action with the Lakers. Man oh Man they are killing it over there. Watch them prep to take the title this year. Tonight at 7:30 the Lakers are going to kill the Hornets. I couldn't find any more tickets at Ticketmaster. So you're on your own baby! Try Craigslist and get that VIP BOX for $300 a ticket and you have to buy 4. Or you could try your luck on the streets baby! Watch out! That shit is illegal, but then again you've been there and done that and so this is nothing new to you!

Hope you some nice seats.

Stop on in at Seven Grand and get a whiskey drink.

Artwalk thursday ~ Museum of Neon Art is open (MONA)

Hooray for the Art Walk. The fun starts at noon on Main and Spring St. Wander around the art district and the Historic core and wonder which loft your going to move into.

Get downtown and see what we have to offer. There are all kinds of art studios and you are gonna love it down here. What's your pleasure? Hmmmmm has the museum of neon art opened yet? MONA!?! Hmmmmmmmmmm. YES!!!!!!!! GET TO MONA and love it!!! Right across from Pharmaka on 5th street. Get into it man!!!

Whats really happening around downtown? Well at IHOP over there on Flower and 8th they've got the 'TOUR DE FRENCH TOAST!!' Get your bicycle and get it together and get all the french toast you want for $34.99 Mmmmmmmmmm. How can they do it for $34.99? Who knows, but don't look a gift horse in the mouth! Get those french toast to go at IHOP and GO! Oh yea!

Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Sure. Art walk thursday is important. But not as important as breakfast! Oh Yea! Where's my whipped cream? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.