A Handy Guide To Finding Yourself

A Handy Guide To Finding Yourself

Tuesday, August 25, 2026

Friday, August 21, 2026

Soooooooooo. I use to live in Hollywood, but not anymore.




It's sad to see the news lately with characters like Perez Hilton streaming live self harm videos and also Hayden Panettiere having to suffer from living with an abusive partner. Back in the days at the turn of the century when it was 1998, 1999, and then the 2000's, we had little to worry about. The hardest thing was making it to the Kibitz room to help my good friend and child star Zach Rosencrantz (Claim to fame: Hard to Kill with S. Segal) and he was also on some television show. We also hung out with Taj Johnson who's claim to fame was being an all around nice guy but also Parker Lewis can't lose. We lived in an apartment off of Highland and Willoughby and lived the good life playing Everquest and Djing all around town for the Pantera Sarah. Taj of course lived in a nice house with his girlfriend off of Wilshire. There's more to it. We didn't do much, but when we did do it, we did it right and it was a lot of fun. More to come.

That's right BITCHES

We're everywhere and nowhere. Try to find the new newy new new that you thought you knew.

Wednesday, January 14, 2026

What to do when there's nothing to do

Sounds like you've found yourself in quite a conundrum. If that's even how you spell it. Well the first thing to do is to make a list. The second thing to do is to throw away said list and sit down on a comfortable couch. Breathe. Listen to the sounds around you. If someone is yelling at you, then you should find a new comfortable couch in another place to sit quietly. If you are too cold, put on a jacket. If it's too hot, then take off your shoes and socks and grip the floor with your toes. It was in a Bruce Willis movie once. It works. The next step is highly controversial and could be seen by many as a terrorist act. Turn on the TV. Ignore all the news channels and cartoon channels and find the sports channel. There you've done it. You've found something to do.