Happy Leap Year.

This post goes out to all the shop girls and reservation agents!!

Fucking Friday

Call your Mom and tell her you love her then plan a trip to a national park together for this summer. Get it together. Get a job. What the fuck are you doing? Let's see here. What is happening to today in downtown. We've got all kinds of great action going on. Has anyone been to South Park lately? Wow. That's going to be a nightmare on award nights and big sporting events, and mega concerts, but besides that, it's bitchin. J lounge. Crash Mansion. Tranquility Base.

Let's recap yesterday.
Lakers stuff it in Miami's face. Wow. 106 -88 Lakers!
The Edison Bar .35c martinis are STRONG. Not too many people and easy to get in. There really isn't a line. I wore sneakers. I could only drink one martini. Don't really like the gin version of the martini, but whatever. Jack and Cokes are only $6.00
Next is Crash Mansion where the SK 87 start at 10:00. They fill the dance floor on a Thursday in downtown. Gavin and his boys rock the stage and the free VODKA is enjoyed by a couple of my co-workers. Bounce, Rock, Roll is great live. Way better than the MYSPACE audio. They triumph through technical difficulties and keep the audience involved. Loads of fun. Gavin seems to be vomiting a little while he sings. Amazo.
Then back home and in bed to recharge for the next day.


Today: Don't do a god damn thing. Pick up that art project you've been thinking of for 2 years and flush it down the toilet. Fuck you old art project! I'll show you!! Okay, then start something brand new.

Thursday is for DEACON!!!

Crash Mansion.

Get ready. The 87 Stick up Kids are descending on Downtown for a good time. You are gonna love these guys. They're drunk. They're unruly, but boy do they put on a show. It's all fun and games until somebody gets hurt. Oh yea!

What else is going on today. The Lakers are playing somebody and we've got the good seats.

Get down there and Hollar at your boys!

Hmmmmmmmm. What else? Start dating a hooker. Start that novel. Go to strip clubs.

Wednesday is the day

Today is the day you are going to do everything you ever wanted to do! Oh no, you woke up late and you are still drunk. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. Whiskey drinks. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

Okay, get some water and then head out to catch some of the good stuff around here in Downtown. Ohhhhhhhh yea. Gentrification. Gone are the cheap easy thrills and they are being replaced with white people.

Get over to the LA opera and catch Otello. What else do you have to do? Maybe you could sniff around downtown and try to find some kind of space to do your thing. Oh there is so much room for you in downtown, if only you would just come down here.

Things are slow at the Dirty Hot Hotel, just how we like them. Start something exciting. Start a drug addiction or booze binge or something, buy an online video game and waste countless hours playing it.

See you on Worlds of Warcraft.

Library ALOUD series

Hey gang.
There's a couple things going on in Los Angeles Downtown tonight. Get over to the central Library to check out some of the action. We've got:
Susan Jacoby
The Age of American Unreason
In conversation with Jack Miles,Distinguished Professorof English and Religious Studies,UC Irvine.
From the author of Freethinkers, a dazzlingly insightful—and occasionally hilarious—analysis of the anti-rationalism, anti-intellectualism, and anti-scientism that increasingly characterizes the cultural and intellectual life of this country.

That should be a good time. Expand your horizons. Use your iphone to get a 2nd job. Then after half an hour, make a fool out of yourself exiting the reading. Fall over something. You've got to get to the Laker game down at the Staples Center. They're playing Portland. They're on a roll and you should get down there and scream for your team. That starts at 7:30. Enjoy the game. The best tickets I could find are $200 and I forgot where they're at.

After your done, head over to Tranquility base and have a drink

Urth Caffé and Tranquility base

What is going on my dudes and dudettes?

Well, I'll tell you one thing. I'm not opening an Italian Cafe with anybody. I might as well open a shipping company. Less hassle and more profit. I'm going to open a detective agency. Maybe an Art Gallery.

Get down to the Barker Lofts and enjoy some yummy food at the new Urth Caffe. What is going on around here? Downtown is really coming up. I wonder when some crazy homeless person is going to go berzerk and start killing people when they find out that the new downtown residents' animals are living better than they are. I can buy my dog a $4 dinner at Pussy and Pooch.

The new restaurant located on the ground level of Skylofts on Grand has opened. We have liftoff for Tranquility base. Get on down to South Park and enjoy the good food and fine drink. Mmmmmmmmmmm. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Tranquility base.

What an exciting time to be alive.

Sunday Oasis

What?

Oasis? Playing at the rooftop at The Standard at Noon. Could it be true. Oasis having a secret party on the rooftop in the rain. Well. Don't tell anyone.

What else is going on. Nothing. Hmmmmmmm. The Oscars are happening. That's over there in Hollywood. In Downtown we have a whole lot of nothing.

News Flash - Bring an Umbrella

It's raining.

I'm totally buying a hotel in Mexico.

I'm going to call it stevies and not tell anyone where it's at.

Lakers vs Clippers

Get down here. The Lakers are playing the Clippers later. Around 7:30. I found tickets for $675 bucks. WOW!
Today is going to be a glorious day. The rain has stopped and you are all set to start your dreams. What is going on over here at the Dirty Hot Hotel. Well...The guest in room 720 slipped on some vomit last night and fell in it and got his jacket dirty. EEEEEEEWWW Gross! He was a little bit upset this morning.
What else happened? Is the super duper crack squad still upstairs or did we kick them out? Oh yea! They are still here. They've talked somebody into a per diem of $3K a day. Oh what kind of trouble will they get themselves into today?!? Mmmmmm. More Crack please.

Horoscopos De Durango Live at Nokia Theater 815pm

Conjunto Primavera Featuring Horoscopos De Durango at 8:15 tonight

Get down to the new Nokia Theater and bring your family. All ages welcome. Doors open at 7pm and the fun probably doesn't stop until 11pm. Of course you can probably party with some new cool friends at some tailgate party until everyone has to go back to work at 7am. Bring a large bottle of fine tequilla and share it with strangers and see what happens. Put on your best clothes and bring an umbrella just in case.

Come on crew, look at the name of the opening band. Dude! I'm gonna call my next band Horoscopes of Durango too! Viva Horoscopos De Durango.