A Handy Guide To Finding Yourself

A Handy Guide To Finding Yourself

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Shannons new Dude, Eric the Liar


Here's a picture of where I was standing when it all went down.
Then I came home and found out that Shannon was dating some hot new Berlin Boy and when I mentioned him on the phone like that "How's your Berlin Boy?" She got all upset and used that strange tone that she does and said "Boy?"

Whatever.

We all met up at Yacht Club last night and talked about things and they tried to tell us that they don't celebrate Halloween in Berlin and I didn't want to call him a liar to his face, so I waited for him to go get a drink and then called him one to the side of his face.

Halloween is everywhere.
Now that I've got that off my chest, let's work on making new connections this year and bringing back some of the old connections. I hope to be posting funny funny funny pics of Yacht Club every Saturday morning. Yacht Club is the dance club that the Rosencrantz kids throw over there at the Bronson bar in Hollywood.

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Happy New Year!!

New Years eve and Berlin has come to town and I don't know if I can catch the right bus to go and see her. I need to take off after 9 and that's when the free buses start and you should get out and have some fun and then make it to work on time the next day.

Enjoy the New Year!


2009

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

400th Post!! Hello Berlin!!

Here comes the end of the year folks. Wow! It always catches me by suprise.

Here is a photo of Obama and me out looking in the desert for some cool places to build a wind farm. Maybe a Solar Farm. Don't know. Maybe I should invent Wind Farms and Solar Farms To Go. A big package deal and an internet link to let you know how much energy you´re making.

Weekend tours of your wind farm or solar farm while you stay at some luxury hotel in the area.

Sand Storm Energy Co.

You are going to love it.

---not endorsed by Obama---

Monday, December 15, 2008

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year


Ciao public.
Enjoy the holiday season and best wishes to all from everyone here at the Dirty Hot Hotel.
I think I'm going to make a greetings card with all the robot staff.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Friendship DIVORCE


The hearings already began.
I want my typewriter back
that's right man

We're having a friendship divorce

I keep the horse

We're having a friendship divorce

Theres some remorse

With my friendship divorce

~this song is about my friend Shannon who likes to fake it.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

DASH!! I just missed nightline doing PANDA MY PANDA



Hope you enjoy it. I totally posted this to the wrong blog, but it's kind of a good thing because the other storyline for Penelope and Zoe is that they are tied to a big airliner and hope to make it Spain and live in Barcelona. This blog is way off target, but I like it. They are riding through the desert in a dune buggy and Penelope just happens to be reading my Novella - Hollywood 2000.
Featuring a short story by Robin Witt.

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Are you qualified for a West Hollywood Hotel Clerk Position?


Front Desk Attendant

This position requires an enthusiastic person who enjoys working with the people, in a team environment, and is prepared to support his/her coworkers at any time.

As a Front Desk Attendant, you will be responsible for ensuring high levels of guest service and satisfaction while maintaining established operational standards, maximizing hotel profits, and working in a team environment to achieve the highest possible REVPAR and customer satisfaction.

Job Requirements:

Hotel Front Desk experience a plus Effective communicator
Goal driven and self-motivated Detail oriented
Good Customer Service Skills
Able to multi-task
Team Orientated

Front Desk Attendant:

The Front Office Attendant is responsible for working within a hotel environment and is involved in the daily operations of the hotel. The attendants job is to insure total guest satisfaction at all times. Any combination of education, training or experience that provides the required knowledge, skills and abilities is required. A minimum of one year's experience as a front office attendant is preferred. A college education is also plus.

*Work with other Front Office personnel in a team work environment.
*Attend Front Office meetings.
*Resolve guest complaints in a professional and courteous manner.
*Check-in and Check-out customers on the MSI computer system.
*Monitor group reservations, assist Sales Dept with groups.
*Ensure that the front desk and back office is clean and well organized.
*Work closely with the controller, sales department, and General Manager to provide maximum support.

Job Requirements: Technical Requirements:

Experience in Front Office required, experience in Night Audit, PBX, Reservations, and Guest Services position is a plus.

Understand yield management.
Ability to continuously upsell room rates whenever possible.
Familiar with Front Office/Reservations procedures.
Property Management System experience helpful, MSI WINPM Experience preferred.
Understand the importance of guest service and guest satisfaction.
Work closely with Housekeeping, Engineering, and Sales to assure groups and special functions are handled smoothly.
Participate in Manager on Duty program.
Applicants must be US Citizens, local applicants only.

Requirements:

Clear, concise written and verbal communication skills. Demonstrate an promote an atmosphere of team work.
Demonstrate ability to show initiative.
Participative management style.
Use a "hands-on" approach in performing tasks.
Assist in training and cross-training employees whenever possible. Display a positive guest service attitude at all times.
Maintain a "can-do" attitude and work well in a “team environment”
Maintain a calm, organized approach in all situations.

Business Skills:

Strong technical skills.
Excellent time management skills.
Excellent knowledge of computers MSI preferred.
Strong customer service orientation and skills.
Follow company policies and procedures.
Resolve customer problems or issues. .
Help maintain a courteous, friendly, professional work environment.






  • Location: West Hollywood
  • Compensation: Based upon experience
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Killing the Writers Group

I loved it for a while.
Then I took it for granted.
Telling people that I was in a writers group.

I went 4 times
Gregory
Tony
and Me

I want to live in a writers commune.
I can't drive to the West Side to go to a writers group.
The group broke up.

Monday, November 10, 2008

What is going on in Europe?


Are you guys freaking out on the exchange rate or wawa? I know, it's crazy. Here's something else that could be construed as crazy.

All my love from across the ocean. Wish I could be there to start the new electro fight club remix.

Ciao

Ciao.