A Handy Guide To Finding Yourself

A Handy Guide To Finding Yourself

Friday, August 28, 2026

Where are all the views coming from and what are they looking at?

Short answer: 

America.

Porn.

I thought I might have been understood and the great writing here on the page was going to set me up to stand with the likes of Jessica Fletcher and Stephen King, but no.

People just want to look at porn. 

And by People, I mean Men are just searching for porn.


Great.

and by Great I mean dammit!!!

More Hungarian Honeys

Where are all these girls coming from. I don't think we are gonna have enough room here at the Dirty Hot Hotel. We're probably gonna have to have these girls start cleaning rooms.




















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Tuesday, August 25, 2026

Friday, August 21, 2026

Soooooooooo. I use to live in Hollywood, but not anymore.




It's sad to see the news lately with characters like Perez Hilton streaming live self harm videos and also Hayden Panettiere having to suffer from living with an abusive partner. Back in the days at the turn of the century when it was 1998, 1999, and then the 2000's, we had little to worry about. The hardest thing was making it to the Kibitz room to help my good friend and child star Zach Rosencrantz (Claim to fame: Hard to Kill with S. Segal) and he was also on some television show. We also hung out with Taj Johnson who's claim to fame was being an all around nice guy but also Parker Lewis can't lose. We lived in an apartment off of Highland and Willoughby and lived the good life playing Everquest and Djing all around town for the Pantera Sarah. Taj of course lived in a nice house with his girlfriend off of Wilshire. There's more to it. We didn't do much, but when we did do it, we did it right and it was a lot of fun. More to come.

That's right BITCHES

We're everywhere and nowhere. Try to find the new newy new new that you thought you knew.