The Good stuff

Sunday is madness. Go for a swim somewhere. Go out and buy some drugs and then flush them all down the toilet and go to Church. Visit the gigantic church over there off the 101. We are gonna call it; St. Your Mama church. Things are great. Things are lovely these days down here at the Dirty Hot Hotel. We've got all the main players.

Be sure to rock it and roll it and get into it as often as possible.

We've got all kinds of people here at the hotel spreading the gospel of the 'The Secret', we've got all kinds of people living the good life.

Saturday Sucks

I hate working. I'm sure you do too. Why can't we just live free and love and love it.

Well we can't and you have to work and I'm all upset about it.

Whatever. What is going on in Downtown today? We have the Kings playing against the Canadiens at 1 o'clock and then the Clippers are playing the Timberwolves at the Staples Center today.

What else. There is a new Vegan restaurant in the 3rd level of Little Tokyos mall. It's suppose to be bomb ass. What else. Live DJ's and madness at the Standard Hotel all night. If you live downtown and want to get a feeling for all the madness. You should party at the Standard and then sleep in a doorway.

Who owns the Staples Center?

The Game starts in half an hour. Get your jersey on and call your buddies and get going?!?! The Lakers are rolling and you can see who really owns the Staples Center. GO LAKERS!!

What else can you do tonight?!? Go down to the Palms and get a steak. Order a singapore sling and a taxi and drunk dial some friends and tell them how good life is. Life is pretty good if you think about how you don't live in Africa and have to travel 2 hours for water. You fucking jerk.

What else could you possibly fucking do? Open up an alternative energy business.

Thursday

Big day. Kings play the Senators.

Some other things to keep in mind.
Sex and more sex.

Wednesday is for Fun

Head on down to the Staples center to watch the Clippers get their turn at the Sacramento Kings. The lakers beat them last night, so lets see what happens today. You can also head over to the Walt Disney Concert Hall and check out some French Masters at 8pm sharp.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm what else is there to do.
Keep your job and show up on time for work.
Not much else.

have a good day and stay sober.

Christ, I'm Rich!

Get over to Amazon.com and look under books for my gigantic 2000 release. It's called Hollywood 2000 and it's running about $40. I think you can get it for a deal for $39. What a goldmine I've got. It's published in Germany in German; so don't buy it if you can't read German and think about buying some of my current titles for $5.

Jean Marc

A companions guide to the Universe

The Race

Ship of Fools

2004 Summer Novella

Icon

Venice Via Venice

Skyscraper

The Lofty Riches

and soon to be released

101 Dirty Hot Hotel Stories: from Motel 6 to the Mondrian

check out this link if you can't find the book.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/3034400020/ref=dp_olp_2/104-4610478-8917532?ie=UTF8&qid=1204696472&sr=1-4

LEARN GERMAN AND BUY MY BOOK!

Tuesday is for lovers

Check out whats going on at the LA central library at 7 PM
Antonio Skármeta
The Dancer and the Thief(El Baile de la Victoria)
In conversation withVerónica Cortínez, Professor,Department of Spanish & Portuguese, UCLA
The prize-winning novelist (Il Postino)—for whom "neither life nor literature outside politics" is imaginable—sets his exuberant love story against the backdrop of the new Chile, free from the Pinochet dictatorship but prey to the perils of globalization.

You can also go over to the Staples center and check out Linkin Park. I found tickets at ticketmaster for $34 bucks in the nosebleed section. You can't even see the stage. Then I tried another ticket agency and found out that I didn't even understand their seating chart for $450 bucks in the PRM.

Enjoy today!

Go out and get laid

Go get some. You deserve it. God knows you need it!

Mustache Mondays at Charlie O's is a mess. Go live it up.
You can also get drunk at 7grand starting at 4pm.

The Marathon

Don't even try coming downtown by car.

Take the Metro.

You're gonna love it.

All those fools running around. The race started at 8:15 and is all over the place.

The subway is the only way to get downtown.

You can try taking the 101 and exit main or spring or hill, but those only go down to 6th street and then you're fucked.

The Lakers are playing the Mavericks today at 12:30. Put on a Marathon outfit and pretend to run if it will get you there any faster.

Clippers vs Pistons

The Composer is Dead at Walt Disney Concert Hall.

The Composer is Dead engages a young audience with a gripping plot-in this case, a whodunit musical mystery-while the music composed by Nathaniel Stookey and Lemony Snicket’s narration work together to provide an investigative stroll through the ranks of the orchestral instruments. This will be a concert to remember with Lionel Bringuier leading the Los Angeles Philharmonic. - WDCH website

You can also catch the Clippers vs the Pistons at the Staples Center tonight.

Think of starting a company and get rich.