Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

Ciao public.
Enjoy the holiday season and best wishes to all from everyone here at the Dirty Hot Hotel.
I think I'm going to make a greetings card with all the robot staff.

Friendship DIVORCE

The hearings already began.
I want my typewriter back
that's right man

We're having a friendship divorce

I keep the horse

We're having a friendship divorce

Theres some remorse

With my friendship divorce

~this song is about my friend Shannon who likes to fake it.

DASH!! I just missed nightline doing PANDA MY PANDA

Hope you enjoy it. I totally posted this to the wrong blog, but it's kind of a good thing because the other storyline for Penelope and Zoe is that they are tied to a big airliner and hope to make it Spain and live in Barcelona. This blog is way off target, but I like it. They are riding through the desert in a dune buggy and Penelope just happens to be reading my Novella - Hollywood 2000.
Featuring a short story by Robin Witt.

Are you qualified for a West Hollywood Hotel Clerk Position?

Front Desk Attendant

This position requires an enthusiastic person who enjoys working with the people, in a team environment, and is prepared to support his/her coworkers at any time.

As a Front Desk Attendant, you will be responsible for ensuring high levels of guest service and satisfaction while maintaining established operational standards, maximizing hotel profits, and working in a team environment to achieve the highest possible REVPAR and customer satisfaction.

Job Requirements:

Hotel Front Desk experience a plus Effective communicator
Goal driven and self-motivated Detail oriented
Good Customer Service Skills
Able to multi-task
Team Orientated

Front Desk Attendant:

The Front Office Attendant is responsible for working within a hotel environment and is involved in the daily operations of the hotel. The attendants job is to insure total guest satisfaction at all times. Any combination of education, training or experience that provides the required knowledge, skills and abilities is required. A minimum of one year's experience as a front office attendant is preferred. A college education is also plus.

*Work with other Front Office personnel in a team work environment.
*Attend Front Office meetings.
*Resolve guest complaints in a professional and courteous manner.
*Check-in and Check-out customers on the MSI computer system.
*Monitor group reservations, assist Sales Dept with groups.
*Ensure that the front desk and back office is clean and well organized.
*Work closely with the controller, sales department, and General Manager to provide maximum support.

Job Requirements: Technical Requirements:

Experience in Front Office required, experience in Night Audit, PBX, Reservations, and Guest Services position is a plus.

Understand yield management.
Ability to continuously upsell room rates whenever possible.
Familiar with Front Office/Reservations procedures.
Property Management System experience helpful, MSI WINPM Experience preferred.
Understand the importance of guest service and guest satisfaction.
Work closely with Housekeeping, Engineering, and Sales to assure groups and special functions are handled smoothly.
Participate in Manager on Duty program.
Applicants must be US Citizens, local applicants only.

Requirements:

Clear, concise written and verbal communication skills. Demonstrate an promote an atmosphere of team work.
Demonstrate ability to show initiative.
Participative management style.
Use a "hands-on" approach in performing tasks.
Assist in training and cross-training employees whenever possible. Display a positive guest service attitude at all times.
Maintain a "can-do" attitude and work well in a “team environment”
Maintain a calm, organized approach in all situations.

Business Skills:

Strong technical skills.
Excellent time management skills.
Excellent knowledge of computers MSI preferred.
Strong customer service orientation and skills.
Follow company policies and procedures.
Resolve customer problems or issues. .
Help maintain a courteous, friendly, professional work environment.

• Location: West Hollywood
• Compensation: Based upon experience
• Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
• Please, no phone calls about this job!
• Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

Killing the Writers Group

I loved it for a while.
Then I took it for granted.
Telling people that I was in a writers group.

I went 4 times
Gregory
Tony
and Me

I want to live in a writers commune.
I can't drive to the West Side to go to a writers group.
The group broke up.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Who's going down tomorrow?

What is going on in Europe?

Are you guys freaking out on the exchange rate or wawa? I know, it's crazy. Here's something else that could be construed as crazy.

All my love from across the ocean. Wish I could be there to start the new electro fight club remix.

Ciao

Ciao.

Hope the fun is extra rad

Let's all meet at the hotel de Rome and have a drink in my $500 suite.

Watch out for my $500 suite to ruin your bohemian dream.

Here is what it might look like.

Shannons heading away to Europe

This is her farewell at the airport.
I can only pray she receives the same welcome in Paris.

Oh La La

Hello Berlin! Long time no write.

I hope things are well in your side of the world. It looks like Europe is now being hit with the tidal wave of debt that just washed over America. I hope you fare well. Take your investments of anything over 100K Euros out of a single institution and spread it to some other institutions.

Hope I can visit soon.

I'm working a lot more on Guerrillaworks.blogspot.com more than this one and I know it's stupid of me to ask you to just look at that blog when you've got a whole blog dedicated to you right here. How about some funny fun pictures.

Email me some current photos and I'll through them in the mix.

Peace and Love from California.