It's Penny

I'm sorry if you thought this was a post for that Austrian Girl in The Sex Bunker. The Artist known as E has been publishing stories under that Title, and I'm sorry. Please feel free to visit our ol' pal Penny at the Beaver Bungalow. She's got all kinds of Dirty Sexy things on her mind. If she was a hooker than you can bet that she's worth more than that.

Here comes Penny for some more late night fun. She wants to know where you keep all the liquor and spare cash!! You're guaranteed a great time with ol' Penny.

Good Ol' Penny!

What else are we doing today folks? Let's get it together and start that restaurant you always wanted to start. Get that package delivery service going!!! Why hasn't anyone picked up that book and a movie idea from that guy that left it and went to Portland.

I've got to go.

The Artist that will not come outside

She's drunk again, too.

Cinema anyone?

There's 2.

and a drive in on the 4th floor of some parking garage.

But that's not until May.

Today you should get over to the movies at Laemmle 3 plex and check out:

Blind Mountain

Smart People

The Forbidden Kingdom

What else can you do today?

Move to Temecula and buy a winery.

Brand new Tuesday

It's the last Tuesday of April in 2008. We will never have another day like today!

Get out there and get something done. You needed that business license? Get it! You want to buy a hotel on an Island in Belize? Fucking go for it. We've got some amazing shit going on these days on Planet Earth and you're invited to play along. Shit, you live here.

Okay. What else is going on? Those tickets you had for the Lakers vs. Nuggets are no good anymore. They swept the Nuggets. They're waiting on round two now, baby!!

What else? If you had to stay within the confines of these freeways and do something, what would you do?

Well it's Tuesday the 29th and it's probably sunny. Go upstairs and enjoy your pool.

That's what you do today.

ALOUD series at LA CENTRAL LIBRARY

read a book. Go to a book discussion. Write a book for crying out loud.

Let's see what's going on today?!?

Tobias Wolff
Our Story Begins
In conversation withDavid L. Ulin, editor,Los Angeles Times Book Review
One of America's "most exquisite storytellers" (Esquire), a master of the memoir and the short story, reads from and discusses his first collection in over a decade. - LA library website

Get down there to the LA central library by 7:30 and enjoy all the good stuff.

Afterward, you can go get plastered at the Standard Hotel and throw-up all over the place. Don't worry. They're use to it. The vomiting.

After you've vomited your fill, head over to Loose Leaf Cafe and get something mild for poor stomach of yours. Stay inside cuz it's hot out today!!

Fiesta Broadway

It's going crazy. Those cats down there at the Broadway Street Festival in Downtown Los Angeles are enjoying themselves. Let's hear it for the Mexican Independence Day pre celebration.

If you can't get out to the Festival of Books in WeHo then step outside your loft and come downstairs and get a carne asada taco and listen to the sounds of Pilar Montenegro and El Flaco.

Check this site for all the details.

http://fiestabroadway.la/

The mayor is going to be down here and it's really just an early Cinco de Mayo party. I never knew they got the action started in April sometimes, but hey, maybe it was the only weekend the city could shut down the Street and basically shut down, downtown LA. This brings up another point. Take the metro into downtown. Forget about your car today. Walk to the closest subway take it in.

Point Break Live at Charlie O's

Come on down to 5th and Spring and watch some crazy shit.

It's fun and more fun and a lot of fun starting at 7:30.

Maybe you can Keanu.

Go See Bruckners Sixth again!!

Head on down to the Walt Disney Concert Hall.

Bruckners Sixth.

Hookers?!? Here?

How could they bring a Hooker to the Beaver Bungalow?!? Wait until the older frat brothers hear about this!! With all the young hot coeds around, who needs a hooker anyways?!?

You do!

Check out
http://beaverbungalow.com/

Get yourself a subscription to the best porn on the net!! Whoops! Almost forgot to tell you guys to get down to the LA Philharmonic at the Walt Disney Concert Hall and check out Bruckners Sixth. Esa-Pekken Salonen is conducting. I've clocked tickets anywhere from $15 to $145. Don't just spend thousands on basketball and hookers. Go spend some money on some people that deserve it, listen to some music. Go to the smell tonight and

http://thesmell.org


get aggro. Take a chance, they might not even have a show tonight, but they do.
Le Face
Nasa Space Universe
Duke Nukem Forever
Fail!

Not your style, well you can always go next door and catch a movie at the Imaginasian theater. That's right. Little Tokyo just

http://theimaginasian.com/

expanded right into skid row and you havn't been supportive. Tonight it's closed but tomorrow is Planet "B-BOY" and "Summer Palace"so then just head over to the Edison on 2nd and Main if you can't find anything to do and live it up.

Missing the boat

Uh oh.

Don't miss the boat?!?