A Handy Guide To Finding Yourself

A Handy Guide To Finding Yourself

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Hope the fun is extra rad


Let's all meet at the hotel de Rome and have a drink in my $500 suite.

Watch out for my $500 suite to ruin your bohemian dream.

Here is what it might look like.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Shannons heading away to Europe


This is her farewell at the airport.
I can only pray she receives the same welcome in Paris.

Oh La La

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Hello Berlin! Long time no write.


I hope things are well in your side of the world. It looks like Europe is now being hit with the tidal wave of debt that just washed over America. I hope you fare well. Take your investments of anything over 100K Euros out of a single institution and spread it to some other institutions.


Hope I can visit soon.


I'm working a lot more on Guerrillaworks.blogspot.com more than this one and I know it's stupid of me to ask you to just look at that blog when you've got a whole blog dedicated to you right here. How about some funny fun pictures.


Email me some current photos and I'll through them in the mix.


Peace and Love from California.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Working on a magazine article and Blog Site

So like all good california jobs. These pay nothing.
It's still kinda fun to get writing again.

Studio!! has hired me to write some stuff which will come out in soft back glossy expensive magazine style and then there's

Guerrilla Works

which wants me to put their site together. It's busy time. We shall see what happens.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Live from Fairfax and Willoughby

Hooray! Remember when it was 1998 and we all lived on the couch in Zachs apartment. I've got to send that guy a thankyou letter. Berlin! Come in Berlin! Whooooooooooooo! We would play video games and go out to eat and smoke a lot of pot and in the end of it all we laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed until we cried. What else did we do that Year? Nightclubbing, there was a lot of nightclubbing in 1998. We were huge. Everyone loved us. I loved me.

Well today we are live from Studio 838 on Fairfax. Hanging out with Max and living it and doing it and they are redoing the deck, so we're stuck inside, but it's nice and air conditioned.

Studio!!

There is talk in the air about the Russians. Forget about S. Ossetia. There is Russian Magazine war going on in Beverly Hills. Well don't forget about S. Ossetia. If they want to go back to Russia then let them. Georgia still has the pipeline and all the coast. On the other hand there is something to be said about a country falling apart. Look at what use to be Yugoslavia. Whatever, let whoever wants to have their own country have their own country. Countries are fucking expensive and they'll be sorry later.

I'd upload a picture from the studios database but they're all way too big to fit.

Keep on rocking!!

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Okay, I'm In!!


Max and I tried to start a band. We've tried to kick start a surf tecktronix band but the first video is lost and it's a disastroid already. Our name is 'I forgot'. We lost the tamborine player to 40 oz malt liqour. Alright Berlin! Where are the band tryouts for the new band? I'm trying to get Max to go Solo with me but if you really want to have a band and save the world then I think I can do that. Do i have to go to Berlin?


This is a picture from the future in our reunion tour.



Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Guerilla Works Pirated Blog


Benvenuto a Stevie.

oh no.

Okay. What have we got here? It looks like something strange is happening inside the Mondrian hotel. Good thing Donalds on duty. I wrote a novella about him once and he liked it a little. Anywho, it really looks like someone has to talk to the valet captain. He can't keep parking the neon green RV in the lobby just because the guy gave him $500.

Well maybe he can for $500.

MHGC stock is up from the depths of $11- to $14.something. Still a strong buy until $15.25 Go Go Go Mondrian!!! You've still got a long way to go till you hit your IPO $24.

Guerilla Works takes it to the streets for everyone who wants to know what it's like scrapping by in Hollywood. Visit = Guerillaworks.com for more info or you might have to find them on myspace because nobodies figured out how to do it on facebook yet. I don't think they have. I really wish juan would leave take my messages and not make me audition like this.


Guerilla works = Fun.

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Welcome to Travelcity


get your eurail pass.
go to Greece.

I'm busy. I've got to contact somebody about a thing in Texas.

Monday, July 28, 2008

Hello Berlin




Okay.
I'm sorry. I think I was drunk when I wrote the batman and the price of oil thing.

There. What do you think is happening in this picture? Hmmmm. Do they look so friendly now? Hmmmmmmmmmmm? They were so cute when they were running from horses and floating in space but when you blow these babies up and make them chase you across the Hawaiian islands its a whole nother thing. You know what it is. It's scary.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Sunday Golf is for Elitist


Go swing that club and lower your blood pressure after stressing out all week.
Don't worry. Somebody leaked the Second Quarter GDP and we're up 3%. Put in those buy orders this week because the bulls are about to make a run on the market. Get your favorite stocks at rock bottom prices and sell in 2 weeks with amazing results.

What stocks are you going to buy?
Hmmmmmmmm.

Well. Look at these 2 guys enjoying the good life. A pink barbie golf cart and some kick ass tropical golf course.

Remember to get out more often because the shit could hit the fan any day now. If it doesn't, you at least go out of the house and maybe had a little fun. Take a vacation for crying out loud.