A Handy Guide To Finding Yourself

A Handy Guide To Finding Yourself

Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Joshua Tree Cult Membership Drive!!

Get excited losers.

Nows your chance to escape that life you never wanted in the first place and live out in the desert with Ryan the cult leader.

Sleep in a Tee-Pee and harvest mesquite grains for resale in town.

Viva your new pants.

Please bring proof of your trust fund to the event.


Friday, January 2, 2015

Hello 2015

We're focusing on editing and formatting our latest creation.

Hopefully done soon.  But we're going to take some time.


Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Saturday, December 27, 2014

Hot City Diary: Sheriff Letter + 55

It's hot again.

I'm running out of options.

I haven't had anything substantial to eat for a couple days.

I'm fading in between Alaska and the here and now.  Wandering thru the woods.

Far, Far in the woods I hear my name being called.

Somebody who knows me is out there.  Somebody that can save me.  I charge into the woods to find a woman with a baby.  She's calling my name.  She tells me this is my baby.  It's our baby.  There's going to be some great future now.  Then she slaps me hard.

I wake up to find my previous hotel colleague standing there with a baby.

"I'm here to save you."  She says, "Let's get out of here."

I grab her hand and follow her out of the house and into her car and we'll keep driving far, far, far.


The End.