Come on down and get a room at the Dirty Hot Hotel. You are gonna love it here.John Mayer is playing down the street. Some people are going ape shit over this. Others could give a fuck. Regardless, you should come down and enjoy the show.
Doors open at 7pm. So start the night right at 7grand and drink some whiskey. That's what John Mayer would do. Okay, so the show is unofficially sold out. Even craigslist has more buyers than sellers. You're gonna have to buy on the street or call me, my secret super secret ticket extention has them from $70 bucks to very close for $338. You can get a club box for $149 per ticket.
Whatever, you do, get out of the house and do something tonight. Even if you're just going to hang out inside your room and watch the fight on HBO. Both these guys are undeafeted. Well, someone had to have beat them up as a child, even if it was another child, so are they really undeafeted. You your sweet ass they are! It's a welterweight blow out tonight from Vegas via your TV.
