A Handy Guide To Finding Yourself

A Handy Guide To Finding Yourself
Showing posts with label redskins. Show all posts
Showing posts with label redskins. Show all posts

Sunday, December 30, 2007

Big Sunday

Oh no, your still drunk?!? Well, might as well get some breakfast and try to get ready for the day. Why don't you wander down to the Pantry and get an old fashion american breakfast. Mmmmmmmmm - Eggs and Bacon and pancakes and a tall glass of milk.

There is a lot going on today!

Salute to Vienna: WOrlds greatest new years celebration. This starts at 2:30 at the Walt Disney Concert hall and tickets are running about $78 bucks in the Orchestra. Then there's that damn $8.50 service charge.

Lakers are playing the Celtics at the Staples center. Let's hear it for the Lakers!!! We've got tickets from $220 to $840. Get in one last Laker game before the year is up.

As for your Sunday Football fetish, head on over to Caseys Irish Bar and Grill and ask the guys over there to put on your favorite team. They've got NFL prime ticket or whatever the hell it is and you can watch whatever game you like. Don't forget to say a little prayer for the Redskins as they play at 1pm. The game is on FOX channel 11 here in downtown, which you should be able to pick up with any old TV with some rabbit ears.

Alright, last but not least is Georgie baby Lopez!!! He is still rocking the Nokia center. I found one ticket on ticketmaster for $79 bucks plus that damn surcharge of $11. So there you have it.

Enjoy your Sunday and don't let all those crazy ass homeless people bring you down.

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Sunday football - Redskins vs Buccaneers


It's all or nothing these days with the Redskins.
Maybe your team is at a crossroads as well.
I need my team to win the rest of it's games.

Wake up early today and start wandering the streets. Make it over to Caseys Irish Bar and Grill for the game. They have that NFL satellite, so you can have them tune in to any game that you want to watch. You can also drink yourself silly.

Order some bangers and mash while your watching your teams fate.
What else can you do today:

Lakers are playing the New Jersey Nets at the Staples center at 6:30. I just clocked some tickets for around $230 bucks, thru ticketmaster. Not quite center court but close enough. Section 102.

Stop smoking drugs for 5 minutes and go out side and enjoy yourself.

Sunday, November 11, 2007

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY - Redskins vs. Eagles


Go Redskins!! Watch out for that Eagle!? How could you blow that 4th quarter lead?
After the loss, you should really drown your troubles. Does Joe Gibbs know that a football game lasts 4 quarters? Who knows, but it's all or nothing against the Cowboys next week.

Sunday, November 4, 2007

Sunday Football. Redskins vs. Jets


Come on Jason Campbell. Lets get that running game going. If you lose, I'm gonna become a cowboys fan. They brought the running game and so much more. They ran for 296 yards. Portis ran for 196. They barely won this squeeker in OT. They even lost the coin. In the end Suisham made the kick from something like 46 yards, with a final score of 23-20 Redskins. That improves their record to 5-3. What a game.

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Sunday Football - Redskins Vs. Patriots

You've lost a ton of money already by betting on the Rockies lately. Just let this weekend go and try not to gamble. Get out of town for crying out loud. If you stay downtown all the time you'll lose your mind. Take a vacation to some Southern California vacation spots.

Palm Springs
Las Vegas - Maybe not Las Vegas if you like to gamble so much.
Baja California
Yosemite

Far enough away for fun but close enough for the weekend warrior.
Fuck you trust fund babies.

The Redskins vs. The Patriots can be seen at the top floor of the Bonaventure hotel in the Bonavista lounge.

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Sunday Football - Redskins Vs. Cardinals


Go catch the game at Casey's bar and grill. Located on 613 S. Grand. Park for $5 at the underground parking lot in the dead end on Hope St. and the Library. Take a nice little walk down the block.

Then wander the Jewelry district and buy your mistress some diamonds.