Don Giovani at the LA opera

What are you doing today? Did you get all coked out last night with some new girl and she forgot to put your name on the room. What happened? Why don't you know her last name? Why didn't you have her put your name on the room. You know we can't let you go up to that room. Your lucky we havn't called the police on you. Just relax. Wait for her to wake up and then you can get all coked out again and have more sex. Why don't you go up to the pool and just hang out for a little while.

Today you are going to the Opera.

Don Giovanni from Wolfgang Mozart Amadeus

"Don Juan's back and LA Opera's got him! The sexy and sensual Erwin Schrott returns as opera's greatest Lothario in the ravishing production that won LA Opera kudos in 2003. The Los Angeles Times commented: "The eye is startled, delighted, and sometimes enlightened by constant visual stimulation."
Mozart's great comic drama not only catalogs the Don's conquests (2,065 women, to be exact), but also deftly unfolds an intriguing series of escalating calamities that ensue as those he seduced and abandoned seek their revenge against him. And when the Don disdainfully invites a vengeful ghost to dinner, all hell breaks loose." - LA opera homepage

Sunset check in specials

Get in the car. Come on down to the Dirty Hot Hotel and check in. Rooms are discounted because we're low occupancy. You're gonna love it here. Bring your animals, bring you vices and bring your pleasure chest. We've got enough room for everything here at the Dirty Hot Hotel.
What is there to do today?
Well. Nothing.
The Clippers are playing somebody at the Staples Center, but let's face it, you're a Lakers fan and you're not giving up yet. You are gonna stick with Kobe until they win another championship. Is it gonna happen this year? Probably not, but you're not going anywhere. So yea, there's that and Mustache Mondays at Crash Mansion LA and nothing else to do.

Take your lovely lady of the night out during the day and buy her some jewels in the jewelry district. She does so much for you and all you do is buy her food and drinks. Get her something nice. Hell, buy her some flowers too.

Fresh Hungarian Girls

Forget everything you ever wanted to know about Eastern Europe. The Hungarians have arrived. Oh they are worth every penny. Who wants to go on a Asian Sex Tour when you can just come on down to the Dirty Hot Hotel and get yourself a nice Hungarian girl.

The Standard New York

It's being built right now. Meatpacking district here we come. Look out New York. Oh I'm so going to transfer in 2010 to the NY Standard. Doesn't it look nice. They are doing a blockbuster job in building it. Below is what it will look like when it's finished.
Long live Andre Balazs.

Late check out?

Sunday football - Redskins vs Buccaneers

It's all or nothing these days with the Redskins.
Maybe your team is at a crossroads as well.
I need my team to win the rest of it's games.

Wake up early today and start wandering the streets. Make it over to Caseys Irish Bar and Grill for the game. They have that NFL satellite, so you can have them tune in to any game that you want to watch. You can also drink yourself silly.

Order some bangers and mash while your watching your teams fate.
What else can you do today:

Lakers are playing the New Jersey Nets at the Staples center at 6:30. I just clocked some tickets for around $230 bucks, thru ticketmaster. Not quite center court but close enough. Section 102.

Stop smoking drugs for 5 minutes and go out side and enjoy yourself.

Bikinis' at the pool

Hello there.

Heading to the pool? Yes, we have towels at the pool and yes, you look gorgeous. Do you have time to make out in the storage closet for a couple minutes? No?Whatever.

We still love you here at the Dirty Hot Hotel. It's so good to see you, and we hope to be seeing so much more of you.

Shooting pool at the Dirty Hot Hotel

This is Jenna.

She works at the Dirty Hot Hotel.

She can do wonders with your chakras.

So come on downtown and live it up.

Be dirty.

Get all hot and bothered.

The Girls of Dirty Hot Hotel

Hi Girls!!

Look over here girls.

Over here!!! I don't know which I like more.

The blonde.

The redhead.

or the Brunette.

Oh I like them all. So should you. It's a rip roaring good time here at the Dirty Hot Hotel.

The Paramedics are here.

Is that Edina? OMG it's Patsy!!

Hey gang!!

You're not living if you've not met these women. Hell, you're not living unless you are one of these women.

Ohhhh the good old days!! Stay inside today and watch all the episodes of AbFab that you can.

AbFab checklist.

cigarettes - check

vodka - check

coke - check

pot - check

whiskey - check

If the paramedics aren't for you. Your in luck. Count your lucky stars that you didn't overdose and then think about what you're going to do tonight. Lay off the pills. There are 2 big events going on downtown tonight. The Clippers are playing the Hornets at the Staples center at 7:30.

Right next door at the Nokia center is La Quinta Estacion staring all your favorite latino pop bands. I really don't know anything about it, but Aleks Syntek, Belanova, Reik and Moenia will be there. Tickets are sold out.