Happy New Year!!

New Years eve and Berlin has come to town and I don't know if I can catch the right bus to go and see her. I need to take off after 9 and that's when the free buses start and you should get out and have some fun and then make it to work on time the next day.

Enjoy the New Year!


2009

400th Post!! Hello Berlin!!

Here comes the end of the year folks. Wow! It always catches me by suprise.

Here is a photo of Obama and me out looking in the desert for some cool places to build a wind farm. Maybe a Solar Farm. Don't know. Maybe I should invent Wind Farms and Solar Farms To Go. A big package deal and an internet link to let you know how much energy you´re making.

Weekend tours of your wind farm or solar farm while you stay at some luxury hotel in the area.

Sand Storm Energy Co.

You are going to love it.

---not endorsed by Obama---

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

Ciao public.
Enjoy the holiday season and best wishes to all from everyone here at the Dirty Hot Hotel.
I think I'm going to make a greetings card with all the robot staff.

Friendship DIVORCE

The hearings already began.
I want my typewriter back
that's right man

We're having a friendship divorce

I keep the horse

We're having a friendship divorce

Theres some remorse

With my friendship divorce

~this song is about my friend Shannon who likes to fake it.

DASH!! I just missed nightline doing PANDA MY PANDA

Hope you enjoy it. I totally posted this to the wrong blog, but it's kind of a good thing because the other storyline for Penelope and Zoe is that they are tied to a big airliner and hope to make it Spain and live in Barcelona. This blog is way off target, but I like it. They are riding through the desert in a dune buggy and Penelope just happens to be reading my Novella - Hollywood 2000.
Featuring a short story by Robin Witt.

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Front Desk Attendant

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Job Requirements:

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Front Desk Attendant:

The Front Office Attendant is responsible for working within a hotel environment and is involved in the daily operations of the hotel. The attendants job is to insure total guest satisfaction at all times. Any combination of education, training or experience that provides the required knowledge, skills and abilities is required. A minimum of one year's experience as a front office attendant is preferred. A college education is also plus.

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Killing the Writers Group

I loved it for a while.
Then I took it for granted.
Telling people that I was in a writers group.

I went 4 times
Gregory
Tony
and Me

I want to live in a writers commune.
I can't drive to the West Side to go to a writers group.
The group broke up.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Who's going down tomorrow?

What is going on in Europe?

Are you guys freaking out on the exchange rate or wawa? I know, it's crazy. Here's something else that could be construed as crazy.

All my love from across the ocean. Wish I could be there to start the new electro fight club remix.

Ciao

Ciao.

Hope the fun is extra rad

Let's all meet at the hotel de Rome and have a drink in my $500 suite.

Watch out for my $500 suite to ruin your bohemian dream.

Here is what it might look like.

Shannons heading away to Europe

This is her farewell at the airport.
I can only pray she receives the same welcome in Paris.

Oh La La

Hello Berlin! Long time no write.

I hope things are well in your side of the world. It looks like Europe is now being hit with the tidal wave of debt that just washed over America. I hope you fare well. Take your investments of anything over 100K Euros out of a single institution and spread it to some other institutions.

Hope I can visit soon.

I'm working a lot more on Guerrillaworks.blogspot.com more than this one and I know it's stupid of me to ask you to just look at that blog when you've got a whole blog dedicated to you right here. How about some funny fun pictures.

Email me some current photos and I'll through them in the mix.

Peace and Love from California.

Working on a magazine article and Blog Site

So like all good california jobs. These pay nothing.
It's still kinda fun to get writing again.

Studio!! has hired me to write some stuff which will come out in soft back glossy expensive magazine style and then there's

Guerrilla Works

which wants me to put their site together. It's busy time. We shall see what happens.

Live from Fairfax and Willoughby

Hooray! Remember when it was 1998 and we all lived on the couch in Zachs apartment. I've got to send that guy a thankyou letter. Berlin! Come in Berlin! Whooooooooooooo! We would play video games and go out to eat and smoke a lot of pot and in the end of it all we laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed until we cried. What else did we do that Year? Nightclubbing, there was a lot of nightclubbing in 1998. We were huge. Everyone loved us. I loved me.

Well today we are live from Studio 838 on Fairfax. Hanging out with Max and living it and doing it and they are redoing the deck, so we're stuck inside, but it's nice and air conditioned.

Studio!!

There is talk in the air about the Russians. Forget about S. Ossetia. There is Russian Magazine war going on in Beverly Hills. Well don't forget about S. Ossetia. If they want to go back to Russia then let them. Georgia still has the pipeline and all the coast. On the other hand there is something to be said about a country falling apart. Look at what use to be Yugoslavia. Whatever, let whoever wants to have their own country have their own country. Countries are fucking expensive and they'll be sorry later.

I'd upload a picture from the studios database but they're all way too big to fit.

Keep on rocking!!

Okay, I'm In!!

Max and I tried to start a band. We've tried to kick start a surf tecktronix band but the first video is lost and it's a disastroid already. Our name is 'I forgot'. We lost the tamborine player to 40 oz malt liqour. Alright Berlin! Where are the band tryouts for the new band? I'm trying to get Max to go Solo with me but if you really want to have a band and save the world then I think I can do that. Do i have to go to Berlin?

This is a picture from the future in our reunion tour.

Guerilla Works Pirated Blog

Benvenuto a Stevie.

oh no.

Okay. What have we got here? It looks like something strange is happening inside the Mondrian hotel. Good thing Donalds on duty. I wrote a novella about him once and he liked it a little. Anywho, it really looks like someone has to talk to the valet captain. He can't keep parking the neon green RV in the lobby just because the guy gave him $500.

Well maybe he can for $500.

MHGC stock is up from the depths of $11- to $14.something. Still a strong buy until $15.25 Go Go Go Mondrian!!! You've still got a long way to go till you hit your IPO $24.

Guerilla Works takes it to the streets for everyone who wants to know what it's like scrapping by in Hollywood. Visit = Guerillaworks.com for more info or you might have to find them on myspace because nobodies figured out how to do it on facebook yet. I don't think they have. I really wish juan would leave take my messages and not make me audition like this.


Guerilla works = Fun.

Welcome to Travelcity

get your eurail pass.
go to Greece.

I'm busy. I've got to contact somebody about a thing in Texas.

Hello Berlin

Okay.
I'm sorry. I think I was drunk when I wrote the batman and the price of oil thing.

There. What do you think is happening in this picture? Hmmmm. Do they look so friendly now? Hmmmmmmmmmmm? They were so cute when they were running from horses and floating in space but when you blow these babies up and make them chase you across the Hawaiian islands its a whole nother thing. You know what it is. It's scary.

Sunday Golf is for Elitist

Go swing that club and lower your blood pressure after stressing out all week.
Don't worry. Somebody leaked the Second Quarter GDP and we're up 3%. Put in those buy orders this week because the bulls are about to make a run on the market. Get your favorite stocks at rock bottom prices and sell in 2 weeks with amazing results.

What stocks are you going to buy?
Hmmmmmmmm.

Well. Look at these 2 guys enjoying the good life. A pink barbie golf cart and some kick ass tropical golf course.

Remember to get out more often because the shit could hit the fan any day now. If it doesn't, you at least go out of the house and maybe had a little fun. Take a vacation for crying out loud.

Big opening for the Bat Man

This film is way dark and all the bad things surrounding it seem to pitch the fervor to new heights. Well. Look who's here. We have batman floating around distracting all the knights so our dear friend the robot can get to his business meeting. Things are great around here at the dirty hot hotel. We've relocated to Beverly Hills and I don't know where to start with Beverly Hills, but I've got some news for you. Beverly Hills is soon to be the launch pad for a trip out of

Here's a question. Do artists in Berlin care about the price of oil when Batman makes 158.6 million in a weekend.

I wonder.

I've hedged my bets. We're going big time. We've got it all on the line. Do artists care about the price of oil or do they not care about the price of oil? Shannon drives a Suburban and wants to party in Europe this summer. Will she have enough money for Mojitos along the Champs D-listed or will she really really sock it everyone and blow up the Suburban. We've got a running poll coming very soon. In fact it's probably up once you've read this because I'm going to do it next.

Summer Poll season is here.
I've got some news to report that due to Maxs' hectic lifestyle the Surf-techtronix band has really come together. We've got a video out there, but I don't know if he can figure out how to transfer to the computer. If he can, we will set up a link. We sang a little ditty called "black and gold". It's a cover by that new guy.

Going to Petes

Hi. Busy Busy but just enough time to write a note.

Buy low, sell high.

goodnight china

Hello Brazil

Here's to making 10's of Thousands in the Stock Market

Lazy bones = No Good

Wow, I'm comfortable here in medium. Nobody can throw rotten tomatoes at me and if they do I get to moderate it. I'm never leaving except maybe this Thursday to sell books during the art walk. If I can manage to make it to a kinkos and get some printed. I'm so comfortable here though.

Fun place of the week is the Figueroa Hotel and the cool Indian bartender and lights in the pool and the strip steak.

The pool and Jacuzzi are a constant stink hole here since the new crew of hip downtowners moved in. Really hip! A dirty pool. I'm moving to Austin where the river runs through the town. I need a moving water mass or I'm going to freak out.

What else. I've turned in an application to be on WIPEOUT! it's an ABC gameshow that has the worlds largest obstacle course. You can win $50,000 dollars.

Good luck in all your endeavors, everyone!!

Santo Gold and the summer JAMS

Dear Amanda,

Your the best. This song is for you.

NOthing happening in So Cal. Fourth of July is gay. We're moving to Austin in 2 months. Don't tell shannon.

Amanda Has Group Sex

Learn some new Sex Positions that you didn't even know were possible.

Cedar Rapids City hits the Rocks!!

Hot Damn! The Rivers Crested today.!!!>!!!$*&

Would you take a look at Cedar Rapids. Holy smokes. What happened here? Who the fuck built the anti flood device? Is it called a Levee? Sure it is! Let's learn how to build levees people. I like the Los Angeles river. It's built of cement. I hope these people get the help they need but it looks like

Floods in the Midwest.

Flooded in '93 real bad too. Here are some pictures of that one. Here's a statement for you.

WTF?? Less water in the ice caps, More water vapor in the atmosphere, more rain and more water down the river equals trouble.

Totally Crazy.

Thursday is for Whores

Let's hear it for the hookers.
We've got a strange man from Holland staying at the hotel these days and he's in love with one of the desk clerks. Melanie is engaged to be married and won't give the Gentleman from Holland the time of day. Mr. Von Wurst has bought a hooker that looks identical to Melanie and I think he's even had a name tag made with Melanies' name on it for the hooker to wear.

Let's hear it for Whores!

They'll do anything.
Mind you, this hotel isn't in Downtown Los Angeles anymore.
This hotel is in Beverly Hills.
I shouldn't even be writing on this blog anymore. It's basically all for you Amanda.

Let's hear it for Berlin!!!?!?!

Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis

Oh it was good times.

Go Motherfucking Lakers!

Alright folks. We have a chance to tie the series at 2-2. It's gonna be a blast and if you can get some tickets, I've just clocked them at $450 for nosebleed behind the net and you should just be happy with those and get a move on.

The spread is Lakers -7.

Don't do it.
The Celtics are going to keep it close.

Enjoy

Big Wednesday

Make up an excuse and call off work!! You better believe it!
Then make a lousy presentation over the phone to your boss and BINGO! You've totally got a ferris buellers day off and I've got to get going.

First stop.
Drycleaners
Second stop.
Bank
Third stop.
gog my life is so boring. I get to go to the drycleaners and the bank. Ferris Bueller went to a parade and stole his best friends fathers car.
Fourth stop.
Back to loft
Fifth stop.
couch
Sixth stop.
Bed.

oh gog my life is so boring.
I'm going to be boring for the rest of my 30s and see what happens. I hope I die of boredom.

Let's hear it for Loverboy

Everybodies working for the weekend ~ Loverboy

It's Saturday. Theres some crazy shit going on over at the Redcat theater. I forget what it's called, but it's about film and dancing and I do believe they are going to show some films with dancing in them. Cutting edge floating dancing and things you wouldn't understand anyways.

It's $10 and you should waste your $10 even if you don't like movies about dancing and you hope Patrick Swayze dies and shame on you!

Whatever.

It starts at 8pm and things are great! Show up early and drink some whiskey at the bar and have some fun!!!

Live it up on the weekend.

I can't operate on this frequency!

East end boys in a west end world
East end boys
West end girls
East end boys
West end girls
How hard can it be? ~ PSB

Hello Berlin!

I see you walking real slow
smiling into everyone
I can tell you my love will still be strong
after the boys of summer have gone. ~ Eagles


Get ready folks. Here comes the last Summer you will ever know. The rest will be running from the police. You've been there before, so nothing new there. Get out and get something done. Max is in the Nevada Desert and I'm going nowhere fast. I work in Beverly Hills now.
I've got problems, but we are going to work them out. Like a knot in a your rope. Let's work it out.

I dont' understand what happened to our love
but babe I'm gonna get you back
I'm gonna show you what I'm made of ~ Eagles

So let's say your hanging in Berlin right now?!? What the fuck did you do today? What are you going to do when the money runs out? That's my next novella once I finish this years novella. I don't think I can release it to the public until this agent passes or not. Whatever. I'm gonna write about a expatriot moving around Berlin and getting hit by cars and going back for more. I'm going to start a Surf Tecktronicks band and release the videos on this site only.

I thought I knew what love was
what did I know?
Those days are gone forever
I should just let them go
but
I can see you
rims get shattered in the sun
you got the top pulled down
radio on, baby
I can tell you my love will still be strong
after the boys of summer have gone ~ Eagles

Start a surf tecktronicks band and we can start a brand new wave. The brand new wave.

Stevie Kix & the Wayfarers will release a new video each month. Keep tuned in for this months video. Probably late June. Don't get too excited! Okay, get crazy excited!! Do whatever you want and live your life the way you want to live it. Dance on top of pianos!

Presidential Pussy

What else is happening today guys?
Barack clinched the nomination for the democrats and this fine young thing was put through the ringer at the Beaver Bungalow.

http://www.beaverbungalow.com/

Beaver Bungalow

Come on down to the bungalow.

My Birthday

It's my birthday!

Hello Berlin

This ones for you!

I get more hits from this shit than anything else.

But whatever. I'll include my story about riding the bus to work.

The Crush


It’s early, 5:50am, and I’m out the front door at my loft on Spring St. in downtown L.A. The air is warm, the sidewalk soft and migrant workers mix with the homeless as they shuffle around the streets. Shop owners are unlocking the security shields and slide them up. The hum of buses leads the chorus of traffic through the streets and then the breaks; then the engines revving up to hum again. Every other morning one of the homeless hits me up for some change; he’s drawn to a guy in a suit and I’m the only dude in a suit on Broadway and Fifth at 6am in the morning. My fucking peers and their car culture have left me out to dry. Like the little sewer flies to the front doors of Rite Aide he bumps right up against me and asks me for something, anything.
I cross the street and try to explain that I’ve only brought enough coin to get on the bus. $1.25. He tells me that’s exactly how much he needs, too. I see my bus pass by and stop so I bid my new friend (he’s here every morning) goodbye and sprint to the Rapid bus stop. It’s a black metal structure with the word Rapid on it and a digital clock of when the next bus will arrive. I see there is a line so I slow it down to a trot.
With my fare in hand I jump on this extra long bus. It’s the Rapid 720, it’s massive, with seats for 50 people and room for 120 or so it seems. It goes from Downtown Los Angeles to Santa Monica and back again along Wilshire Blvd. There must be a fleet of 300 buses. I do this five days a week and so I know to get inside and look for a seat before the crush begins. We stop in the financial district and then somewhere around Alvarado and then all of the seats are taken. The crush starts when the bus gets to Vermont. Then more people get on at Western and now I can’t even see three feet in front of me because I’m sitting down, and loving it. I try to watch the TV if I can see it, but people usually stand in front of it so I end up falling asleep most of the time. All the while the bus inhales more riders.
Amidst being jarred awake and falling back asleep I see that the Latino population of downtown and west of downtown are being squeezed toward the center of the bus by the Korean population of K town and it’s like some weird burrito with Korean tortillas and Latino ingredients. I’m just a topping. I’m here to look good and be the white guy in a suit. A few Jewish students get on in Hancock Park and Beverly Hills, more garnish, but that’s where I get off and walk two blocks to work. I get off at Santa Monica and Wilshire.
It’s nice taking the bus to work in the morning.
Taking the bus back home after work is a different story.
High school cliques with screaming kids and the back of the bus is for the Latino Heshers with some migrant workers sprinkled in there dozing off. The front of the bus is all the smart Korean girls and their friends. The African American kids sit in the middle.
There’s nowhere to sit, so I usually stand toward the front with some Korean girls and listen to their conversation until they notice and start talking in Korean. A lot of Koreans get off around Western and the last of the students are gone at Vermont. This is when I usually find a seat. If you’re crafty then you can get a seat around La Cienega, but whatever. On the final mile between K town and downtown the bus goes right by Macarthur Park. It’s buzzing this time of the day. Tan Latinos playing soccer on every possible surface. A group of guys have taken over a tennis court and play some perverted game of soccer over the net. The bus exhales more riders at every stop and we’re losing density.
The bus roars down Wilshire to Witmer and makes a left. It comes up a small hill to 6th and turns right. It picks up speed and on a perfect day if you hit all the green lights before the overpass, then it feels like your descending on downtown Los Angeles in a star ship coming into land in a major space port. My exit is the second stop once we’re in the city. The bus takes about 40 minutes each way and I challenge you to make it from Beverly Hills to Downtown any faster. It’s well worth the $1.25. Daily passes are $5. Weekly passes are $17. Monthly passes are $62. Don’t forget to bring a book and know where you’re going.

Lets Hear it For Berlin

Whats going on in downtown los angeles? Well, we've got all kinds of shit going on! I no longer work at that stupid hotel in downtown and have since moved on to the good life in Beverly Hills.
I still live downtown and so I will report on some of the stupid things that I have seen in the past little while.

I'll also post some stuff on solar power stocks.
FSLR
DSTI
RATE
SPWR
ESLR
RSOL

start investing people. This is the ground floor.

We've got some Laker madness happening down around here today. Head over to J's lounge and watch the game on the Big Screen. Wait a second, that's not a TV. That's the wall. Well, you can really enjoy yourself and watch the wall and have a soda.

So many things are happening in Downtown these days! First there was a shootout in the Hayward Hotel and the S.W.A.T. team had to show up to squash things.

Hmmmmmmmm. Memorial day bbq was windy but we all still had a good time. I need some valium.

bye bye downtown

I'm moving to starship 7 and working in Beverly Hills, so I can afford it.

Goodbye blog.

Lakers are in Utah

This is what the middle of a blog meltdown looks like kiddos.
I can't write everyday. It's fucking tough! So go pick up the fucking newspaper or check out

http://www.angelenic.com

and see whats really happening as all posts for the rest of the year will be without photos unless there really needs to be one.

Thanks to all my loyal fans and hang tight, a new more glorious blog is around the corner.

Art Fart Thursday

Get down here and have some fun.

Lakers Vs. Jazz

This shall be the last post.
Lakers are playing the jazz.
get into it!

try to find my new blog about my new stuff.

ALOUD at LA library

Yea! Either get a new Job in Beverly Hills or scramble around downtown to get some of those Lakers tickets for tomorrow night!!

Also you can check out the ALOUD series at the LA central Library.

Tue, May 06, 7 PM
Millard Kaufman
Bowl of Cherries
In conversation with Leo Braudy, Professor of English & American Lit, USC
McSweeney's, publisher of the young and hip, brings us a debut novel of breadth, glee and sharp consequence by a 90-year-old ex-Marine who is also a two-time screenwriting Oscar nominee (Bad Day at Black Rock) and co-creator of Mr. Magoo.

Come on folks, the guy is the co-creator of Mr. Magoo. The guy also landed on Guam and Okinawa for the D-Day landings. This guy is a star.

WOW!

Iron Man becomes instant Blockbuster

Get down to the Lamelle 4plex down over there by the Marriot on Figueroa.

100 Million dollars and fun fun fun.

Let's hear it for Robert Downey Jr.

Yea Iron Man!!

Sunday Playoff Basketball

Lakers? When are the Lakers coming back?

Today!

Lakers vs. Utah Jazz.

The Spread is 8 1/2 points.

Will you take it? You should, the Lakers are going to pound the Jazz!!! Go Lakers!!

How much are tickets you ask? Well? Expensive. I've found some nice tickets on Craigslist for about $500 bucks.

Enjoy it!! Maybe next year you'll get some season tickets!! Oh Yea!

Smelly Saturday

Dudes and Dudettes!

The Warlocks are playing down at the smell. It's probably like $5 to get in. Bring your own beer and pound it in the alley. Sneer at all the people heading toward the Edison and kick the empty beer cans in their direction. Yea!! The Smell vs The Edison. Two completely different marketing schemes. Whatever. They're both cool, and after The Warlocks are over you should walk over to the Edison.

Tonight the Avengers are playing the Rattlers in the Staples Center. Boy, when do the Lakers get back in town!?!

Enjoy your stuff and get out and do something, write that new song! Write that story and enjoy today because it might be your last Saturday!!

Redcat Fridays

Oh god it's May. What the fuck happened to April?!? I've taken my psychadelic RV on a time traveling mission to Temecula and I missed April. Don't you hate it when you do that?! I've also landed myself in 1942, so I probably won't get home till June.

Let's get it together folks. Summer is right around the corner and you've got to go swimsuit shopping. There's a host of shops in the city and you can even give yourself a little trial run during the week at Venice Beach or somewhere around there.

Let's see what's happening tonight?!? Everything. Everywhere.

Our Pick:

CalArts Film/Video Showcase
The School of Film/Video presents a juried selection of new live-action works by students in the Program in Film and Video and the Film Directing Program.
Film Directing ShowcaseFriday, May 2
See film.calarts.edu for more information.

Fri 5.2.08 8:00 pm
free
free
free
reservations please call the REDCAT box office at 213-237-2800.

So yea. Get out there and do something with your life. Cash those government checks and spend it on a cruise to Temecula. A cruise to Temecula you say? Yes! Get an RV and go land cruising.

Get down to the Crash Mansion today

Happy hour food specials? Get the fuck out of here at the Crash Mansion. You are going to love the hip hop and r&b scene. Don't bring your guns or your knives, bring some love and burnt CDs to hand out.

Let's enjoy ourselves in downtown today.

It's DJ Hapa and Mr. Choc are spinning all night and the food specials start at 5pm.

It's Penny

I'm sorry if you thought this was a post for that Austrian Girl in The Sex Bunker. The Artist known as E has been publishing stories under that Title, and I'm sorry. Please feel free to visit our ol' pal Penny at the Beaver Bungalow. She's got all kinds of Dirty Sexy things on her mind. If she was a hooker than you can bet that she's worth more than that.

Here comes Penny for some more late night fun. She wants to know where you keep all the liquor and spare cash!! You're guaranteed a great time with ol' Penny.

Good Ol' Penny!

What else are we doing today folks? Let's get it together and start that restaurant you always wanted to start. Get that package delivery service going!!! Why hasn't anyone picked up that book and a movie idea from that guy that left it and went to Portland.

I've got to go.

The Artist that will not come outside

She's drunk again, too.

Cinema anyone?

There's 2.

and a drive in on the 4th floor of some parking garage.

But that's not until May.

Today you should get over to the movies at Laemmle 3 plex and check out:

Blind Mountain

Smart People

The Forbidden Kingdom

What else can you do today?

Move to Temecula and buy a winery.

Brand new Tuesday

It's the last Tuesday of April in 2008. We will never have another day like today!

Get out there and get something done. You needed that business license? Get it! You want to buy a hotel on an Island in Belize? Fucking go for it. We've got some amazing shit going on these days on Planet Earth and you're invited to play along. Shit, you live here.

Okay. What else is going on? Those tickets you had for the Lakers vs. Nuggets are no good anymore. They swept the Nuggets. They're waiting on round two now, baby!!

What else? If you had to stay within the confines of these freeways and do something, what would you do?

Well it's Tuesday the 29th and it's probably sunny. Go upstairs and enjoy your pool.

That's what you do today.

ALOUD series at LA CENTRAL LIBRARY

read a book. Go to a book discussion. Write a book for crying out loud.

Let's see what's going on today?!?

Tobias Wolff
Our Story Begins
In conversation withDavid L. Ulin, editor,Los Angeles Times Book Review
One of America's "most exquisite storytellers" (Esquire), a master of the memoir and the short story, reads from and discusses his first collection in over a decade. - LA library website

Get down there to the LA central library by 7:30 and enjoy all the good stuff.

Afterward, you can go get plastered at the Standard Hotel and throw-up all over the place. Don't worry. They're use to it. The vomiting.

After you've vomited your fill, head over to Loose Leaf Cafe and get something mild for poor stomach of yours. Stay inside cuz it's hot out today!!

Fiesta Broadway

It's going crazy. Those cats down there at the Broadway Street Festival in Downtown Los Angeles are enjoying themselves. Let's hear it for the Mexican Independence Day pre celebration.

If you can't get out to the Festival of Books in WeHo then step outside your loft and come downstairs and get a carne asada taco and listen to the sounds of Pilar Montenegro and El Flaco.

Check this site for all the details.

http://fiestabroadway.la/

The mayor is going to be down here and it's really just an early Cinco de Mayo party. I never knew they got the action started in April sometimes, but hey, maybe it was the only weekend the city could shut down the Street and basically shut down, downtown LA. This brings up another point. Take the metro into downtown. Forget about your car today. Walk to the closest subway take it in.

Point Break Live at Charlie O's

Come on down to 5th and Spring and watch some crazy shit.

It's fun and more fun and a lot of fun starting at 7:30.

Maybe you can Keanu.

Go See Bruckners Sixth again!!

Head on down to the Walt Disney Concert Hall.

Bruckners Sixth.

Hookers?!? Here?

How could they bring a Hooker to the Beaver Bungalow?!? Wait until the older frat brothers hear about this!! With all the young hot coeds around, who needs a hooker anyways?!?

You do!

Check out
http://beaverbungalow.com/

Get yourself a subscription to the best porn on the net!! Whoops! Almost forgot to tell you guys to get down to the LA Philharmonic at the Walt Disney Concert Hall and check out Bruckners Sixth. Esa-Pekken Salonen is conducting. I've clocked tickets anywhere from $15 to $145. Don't just spend thousands on basketball and hookers. Go spend some money on some people that deserve it, listen to some music. Go to the smell tonight and

http://thesmell.org


get aggro. Take a chance, they might not even have a show tonight, but they do.
Le Face
Nasa Space Universe
Duke Nukem Forever
Fail!

Not your style, well you can always go next door and catch a movie at the Imaginasian theater. That's right. Little Tokyo just

http://theimaginasian.com/

expanded right into skid row and you havn't been supportive. Tonight it's closed but tomorrow is Planet "B-BOY" and "Summer Palace"so then just head over to the Edison on 2nd and Main if you can't find anything to do and live it up.

Missing the boat

Uh oh.

Don't miss the boat?!?

It's free

Show Up! Art, Community Engagement and Social ChangeOrganized by the CalArts Community Arts Partnership (CAP)
Focusing on the goals of community engagement and social change through art, this lively roundtable discussion features an eclectic group of artists, performers and writers who share their perspectives on trends and strategies used to engage diverse communities and both art and non-art institutions. Panelists include Karen Atkinson, Nancy Buchanan, Harry Gamboa, Nobuko Miyamoto and Amy Shimson-Santo.- redcat website

Free Thursday fun. If you're not going to watch LOST and get all wierded out, then this is for you.

I really love you guys! Get out there and get active.

ACTIVATE!!

The Richest Man in the WORLD

Okay. Let's make the joke and get it out of the way. Mr. Slims wallet isn't so slim after all. He's got 58 Billion. He edged out Billy baby by 1 Billion. Yea. Bill Gates. He is rocking and rolling in Mexico and you'd be smart to stay tuned.
What the fuck with the richest man in the world being from Mexico? That's right Russia! You better fucking watch out. Okay. We all knew we should have jumped in head first to telecommunications in Mexico. Why didn't you do it? Not important. Think about China if you really want to get a head start.

Mega Hot Babes at the Beaver Bungalow

You are gonna love the action we've got down here today. This girl just dropped into the Beaver Bungalow and look whats happened?

You know what? I don't think you're even reading this post. I've found that I get more google image searches than google web searches. That means that more people are just searching the web for Tits and Ass and they don't give a shit about reading. I could write the best fucking article and maybe it would be read twice, but if I put up a bunch of titties, it gets hit 500 times.

Sex is all that's on your mind.

Happy Earth Day

Get out and save the earth you creeps.

Cute Sorority girls at Beaver Bungalow

Hello Sorority Sis!!
Let's hope the rest of the Sorority shows up.

Kanye West at the Nokia Center

Blah! What's going on today?

Oh wait! Kanye West.

Did you get tickets? Oh no you didn't. Well, it looks like you'll be hanging on the streets trying to get some of those scalped tickets. Why don't you just plan in advance like everyone else?

Well, those tickets are going to cost you about $300.