We've been busy this season at The Trashy Novel Corp and have a couple special awards to give out to our Authors. Robin Witt with her childrens book "The Very Last Caterpillar" was a sensation on Scribd and recieved a "Featured Document Award" and sold the most copies for Childrens books so far to date in the first quarter. But enough about the boring financials, we've got more Awards to give out. Jack Applefords book "101 Dirty Hot Hotel Stories" is our bread and butter and besides being a featured document on Scribd, it is currently being featured on LILA magazines website.
http://www.lilamagazine.com
LILA is an acronym for Literature in Los Angeles and run by a sassy Italian, We've allowed her to find a story and she's picked chapter 69! Go figure. That Dirty Hot Italian that runs the magazine loves books and literature so you really can't say anything bad about her.
What else.
We've got Dinner with hot shot eco-make up mogul Ms. Maran to chit chat about projects and then I think my neighbor just invited me to join the NEET communion. I mean I think I heard Sugu tell me they really wanted some great people. I could have been dreaming so I'm gonna wait until they call me back before I show up with my tent. Hot Hot Hot new things on the horizon.
We're currently looking for any soldiers that are fighting in operation Moshtarak and want to sell us the story so we can make a VOOK out of it. Take lots of footage, but be safe about it, for crying out loud. I just heard that someone wrote on their facebook page a mission that they were going to go do in a day or two. I think it was the Israeli army or something like that. Really stupid. I'm talking about remembering what your seeing out there and maybe taking a couple pictures and then write it all up when you get back to the Barracks. Then send it to us at
Thetrashynovel@gmail.com Anyone in the Army, Navy, Air Force, CIA or Marines is asked to submit.
We also need Amanda to send us her raddest MIA drawing ever.
