A Handy Guide To Finding Yourself

A Handy Guide To Finding Yourself

Monday, July 28, 2008

Hello Berlin




Okay.
I'm sorry. I think I was drunk when I wrote the batman and the price of oil thing.

There. What do you think is happening in this picture? Hmmmm. Do they look so friendly now? Hmmmmmmmmmmm? They were so cute when they were running from horses and floating in space but when you blow these babies up and make them chase you across the Hawaiian islands its a whole nother thing. You know what it is. It's scary.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Sunday Golf is for Elitist


Go swing that club and lower your blood pressure after stressing out all week.
Don't worry. Somebody leaked the Second Quarter GDP and we're up 3%. Put in those buy orders this week because the bulls are about to make a run on the market. Get your favorite stocks at rock bottom prices and sell in 2 weeks with amazing results.

What stocks are you going to buy?
Hmmmmmmmm.

Well. Look at these 2 guys enjoying the good life. A pink barbie golf cart and some kick ass tropical golf course.

Remember to get out more often because the shit could hit the fan any day now. If it doesn't, you at least go out of the house and maybe had a little fun. Take a vacation for crying out loud.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Big opening for the Bat Man


This film is way dark and all the bad things surrounding it seem to pitch the fervor to new heights. Well. Look who's here. We have batman floating around distracting all the knights so our dear friend the robot can get to his business meeting. Things are great around here at the dirty hot hotel. We've relocated to Beverly Hills and I don't know where to start with Beverly Hills, but I've got some news for you. Beverly Hills is soon to be the launch pad for a trip out of

Here's a question. Do artists in Berlin care about the price of oil when Batman makes 158.6 million in a weekend.

I wonder.

I've hedged my bets. We're going big time. We've got it all on the line. Do artists care about the price of oil or do they not care about the price of oil? Shannon drives a Suburban and wants to party in Europe this summer. Will she have enough money for Mojitos along the Champs D-listed or will she really really sock it everyone and blow up the Suburban. We've got a running poll coming very soon. In fact it's probably up once you've read this because I'm going to do it next.

Summer Poll season is here.
I've got some news to report that due to Maxs' hectic lifestyle the Surf-techtronix band has really come together. We've got a video out there, but I don't know if he can figure out how to transfer to the computer. If he can, we will set up a link. We sang a little ditty called "black and gold". It's a cover by that new guy.

Friday, July 18, 2008

Going to Petes

Hi. Busy Busy but just enough time to write a note.

Buy low, sell high.

Sunday, July 6, 2008

Lazy bones = No Good


Wow, I'm comfortable here in medium. Nobody can throw rotten tomatoes at me and if they do I get to moderate it. I'm never leaving except maybe this Thursday to sell books during the art walk. If I can manage to make it to a kinkos and get some printed. I'm so comfortable here though.


Fun place of the week is the Figueroa Hotel and the cool Indian bartender and lights in the pool and the strip steak.


The pool and Jacuzzi are a constant stink hole here since the new crew of hip downtowners moved in. Really hip! A dirty pool. I'm moving to Austin where the river runs through the town. I need a moving water mass or I'm going to freak out.


What else. I've turned in an application to be on WIPEOUT! it's an ABC gameshow that has the worlds largest obstacle course. You can win $50,000 dollars.


Good luck in all your endeavors, everyone!!

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Santo Gold and the summer JAMS

Dear Amanda,

Your the best. This song is for you.

NOthing happening in So Cal. Fourth of July is gay. We're moving to Austin in 2 months. Don't tell shannon.