A Handy Guide To Finding Yourself

A Handy Guide To Finding Yourself

Friday, April 29, 2011

LA times festival of books at USC this time


That's right.  To hell with westwood and all that bullshit.

We're bringing the books to USC and the surrounding downtown area.

Get there early and go crazy at the booths.

Oye Guey Record Release Party at the Cobalt Cafe




It looks like it's going to be a blast at the Record Release party for the Native LA SKA band

Blanco y Negro
Mente Corrupta
Are Yse
and
The Original Afronaughts

$10 at the door.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Lakers Bring It

Lakers vs. Dallas or Portland next Monday.

Thanks for playing New Orleans.

There's always next year.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

1 DP Surf Shop


Who's going to Brazil?

We are. The nazis' did it, so can we. We're going to disappear into the good life south of Rio.

Get a clue and hook up with the number one surf shop in Brazil, and ask where they're hiding the me, and you'll find me in the back yard by the pool.

The Nationals have landed in France and Le Penn is going for it big time

Explosion rocks Egypt gas pipeline - Middle East - Al Jazeera English

Explosion rocks Egypt gas pipeline - Middle East - Al Jazeera English

Here we go folks. Armed Gangs that the new Egyptian Governments can't control.

What a mess that area is going to become. Israelites should opt for peace and move to Poland. What would the Palestinians do with that piece of earth, they'd stop killing people, at least.
I think The Jewish messiah will understand if he get's to earth and the Israelites aren't in control of Jerusalem.

I think he'll understand.

It's time to stop the violence, and since you can't rewrite the Koran, or wipe out 3 Billion People that believe in it, the next best thing might be to give it up and join em.


Sinead knows what I'm talking about

Prince William Bachelor Party

It's happening tonight in a club in Los Angeles.

Our Secret Sources say.

Stay tuned for more updates as the hour arrives.

Great Hotel Ideas.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Fire Tornados in Texas

Silver takes a dump

Prices drop 2%, but don't worry.  It will probably come back to $45 before it rockets to $60.

Most Recent IMF outlook. China is EXPLODING!

IMF: World Economic Outlook, April 2011

But it fails to mention that 300M of those Chinese will be Middle Class and 800M live like it's in the medieval times.  ~ HAHA, that's a Quote from some Jack A$$ in Chicago.  The truth of the matter is that it's going to happen and then we can talk about AFRICOM in 2016.  Too bad the world is ending in 2012.  They also forgot to put that in the Survey.  Buncha Banking Jerks.

Faxing Berlin

Where r u Amanda?
Paris?
Berlin?
I'm Faxing you.

Friday, April 22, 2011

When it get's bad, turn up the WAVE

Wilshire Hotel doesn't think it needs to pay tax

What a bunch of Morons.
The city wants it's tax money and they've sent city workers down there to entice guests to pay cash and they are putting that money right into the citys' coffers.  They will be there for the next couple weeks, working right next to the hotel staff and whenever you pay anything, they will ask you to pay cash and then collect it.

I love it!

A little reminder to pay your taxes.

Viva being a dumb, dumb.  Come over and stay with us at our stolen logo designed hotel!

Shelter Hotel

Don't read any past posts and click through and let us know if you think you can figure out which major clothing company Shelter Hotel stole it 's logo from.

Syria is ripe for REVOLUTION!

They are not happy campers over there.

It looks like today after prayers, everyone started to protest and the police forces killed 75 people.

There's going to be more Protestors next week, but they've yet to reach the capital.  Once they get to Damascus, then the party is over.

Let's hope Good Ol' Bashir will see the light.

He should just give the land to Israel, they're going to take it soon anyways.

Long live the NWO (started in 1945)

We need a New NWO!

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Dinner With Obama in Westwood

Mmmmmmmmmmm.  His 6 helicopter entourage has shut down the entire westside and nobodies allowed to fly within 10 miles of Santa Monica airport until 9pm tomorrow.  Whoooooo doggie.  Dinner also costs $36,000 tonight.  It's going to be on the Sony Pictures lot and there were only 60 tickets available.

Long Live the King and stay out of the west-side tonight.

Monday, April 18, 2011

Korean Hookers Galore!



They're hanging in Seoul.

They're hanging in Korea Town off Mariposa.

The Korean Hookers

They're also doing all kinds of illegal business in the Massage Parlors.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Space Cruise

Somebody Stole the Burberry logo and sold it to Shelter Hotel



So they've had this one since 1902.

HAHA.

Then in 2009, Shelter Hotel was sold this piece by a horrible logo company.



Those dirty bastards.  Needless to say, Shelter Hotel has recieved a Cease and Desist order and they are complying.

Bronx Zoos Cobra

He's back in the zoo and making funny remarks.

He'd write great Children's Books.

Please follow HERE

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

LACC loses 300 teachers

But McDonalds is hiring.


It's going to be clusterfuck getting classes next semester.

Thanks again Wall Street!

Those Bastards!

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Original Video 4 Phonique

Phonique get's the song o' the night

Queens of the Stone Age at the Wiltern


They're playing the Wiltern Tonight and Tomorrow.

You still need some tickets?

Follow the Link HERE

One Month Later


One Month Later.  Japan was greeted with a 7.1 aftershock and now we are looking at 13,000 Confirmed Dead and 13,700 still missing, they say that possibly 25,000 people died.  Now the Fukushima Nuclear Plant has been upgraded to a level 7 Nuclear Accident.

Big Problems in Japan.

A great look at some photos one month later is through this LINK

Monday, April 11, 2011

Dodger fans are assholes



Sure.  You could blame it on the booze, but those assholes that beat that poor Giants fan into a coma should be ashamed of themselves.  The Dodgers aren't even that good.  Maybe if they made it to the Big Show more often than once every 25 years, then maybe Dodger fans could beat people into comas.

Please help Brian Stows' family and donate some money to the fund that is helping his family.

Click HERE to read more about it or use your pay pal account and wire money to stowdonations@gmail.com

also Donations can be made by visiting www.sfpcu.org.

Friday, April 1, 2011

Ha Ha! Fooled You!

April Fools.  Year is 1/4 over.  Nothing funny about that. Let's get going peeps.