The last days of 30%

Hello dear readers.

Welcome to SUMMER 2010

Starting July 1st. The Kindle goes to 70% revenue stream.

Hip Hip Hooray!

What else is new. We've got some exciting Alaskan tales that we wrangled up to release to you on the blog. We love this New Writer. OMG. The Alaskan Thunderfuck. Should be very exciting. Wild tales from up way way way up North. We've got Robin Witt to thank for finding this very promising writer. Her blog: Hobo Stripper

We've asked her to do a couple 1000 word stories for us, so keep your eyes peeled for those this Summer.

We've also found a really great writer who does Roman tales from back in the good ol' days of 54AD and the like. Here's Volume 1:

Imperator-Life of Caesar- Volume I

World Cup Fever ~ or ~ The curse of the VuVuzela

We hope that all of you are rooting on your favorite team and enjoying yourselves while you do it. Remember to keep your vuvuzela out and it should be attached to your lips at all times. Feel free to adorn it with fanciful adornments.

Now that every team has played, we are seeing some strong teams in Switzerland, England, Italy, Brazil and of course Germany and Portugal.

What an exciting world cup we have here and we're only a little bit down the way with the games. We want to thank all of our Kindle readers for making "101 Dirty Hot Hotel Stories" a success and hope that it translates well to the other platforms. Don't be shy to leave a review if you've bought one.

Viva Silver Lake and Viva Berliln!

Get excited Berlin: For Nothing

So yea.

Lots and Lots and Lots of nothing going on.
We're in talks with absolutely nobody and doing nothing. The highlight of the week was Virginia Dell (my grandmother) firing me as her ghostwriter and what else. We've managed to wrangle up some more writers and we will see how far down the rabbit hole they can imagine...

I also went to the stupid Roosevelt Sunday Pool Party and had a really great time. I hate myself for it. It was probably the vodka, oh yea, and Zachy was there playing the hits. It also happens to be Max and Heathers favorite hang out. I took some paperbacks down and handed them out and I am happy to say that it was enjoyed. I think Zach was just looking through it for his name because Max said he was in there. Sorry Zach, you'll have to buy ICON for that one. Whatever.

I hope things are rad in Berlin and give us a comment once in a while damnit!

LuLu Stewart

Apple Ipad takes 22% of the market share in 2 months

I think we have a winner. There is already talk of a super cheap kindle to contend with the monster that Apple just released. That's going to be great. We're courting a couple different authors.

Maybe you noticed the art work we've put in this post. We're excited to be working with LULU Stewart on releasing an art book and the projected ETA of that book is around July. We've been privy to some chapter headings to Robin Witts nonfiction work about working at a Strip Joint. It's entitled "Dog Shift" and the ETA on that puppy is still out. Hopefully a Christmas special.

We've also been working with some people helping put together a site called OUT2Connect where you can blah, blah, blah, blah...We're hiring writers there like gang busters over there so google the name and email us over there.

Okay, what else?

Oh Yea, England and USA had a world cup match and they tied. 1-1. Outstanding for USA. Let's hope we can get to the next round.

Italy plays Paraguay on Monday and you better believe we are going to be glued to the TV watching that.

Loving the last summer for Humans

Hi Gang,

She likes the sheets to be long so they cover her face.
Remember that.

Also don't forget that you need CS5 In Design and you can upload your ebooks straight into the ibookstore.

Gotta run.

Got stuff to do.

The Fake Getty Resurfaces

Okay. So it was back in 07, but we can see her stupid trail before she headed out to New York before she was caught for DUI in Monroe county.

I betcha she'll get away with everything. Any current updates would be much appreciated.

The following is a comment I recieved but since no once looks at the original post from Feb. 08 then they would never see it.

OMG! I Cannot beleive That CRAZY BITCH is Still Not LOCKED IN A PADDED CELL or Murdered! I had my run in w/ her in 07 she cost me my job my house w/ her promises or travel and a good job as her personal assistant! And my friend whom is a graphic designer she had me call her because she told me her former G.D. had screwed her over and so we picked up my friend on our journey to Seattle Wa. Where we stayed at the W Hotel under the name Getty! Had room service and on and on she was a total FREAKSHOW!!! calling people all hours of the day and night a screaming at them... she was smashed drunk all the time and did not SHOWER!! SHE SMELLED like ROTTEN CROTCH! Finally she was kicked out of the W and we just started walking to the train depot to go back home.. She cost me everything! I cannot understand why shes not been caught and made to pay for all the pain she has caused so many people??? C.MCcleary waterchild38@yahoo.com