You've got the nerves of steel to help get the family thru those tense moments. Good Work Dad! Keep getting out there and adventuring and showing off the world to your kids.
Still enough time to get in a post about how Max fell and broke some ribs but won't admit it and is still drinking and partying with Erin and he hasn't even gone to see a doctor.
Get it together and spend more time writing. It doesn't need to make much sense, but it should be entertaining, because why else would we read it. Viva the 21st century.