Ski Dazzle

Razzle Dazzle. Guess whats happening at the LA Convention Center until whenever they stop.

SKI DAZZLE.

Come on down and pick up some cheap Rossignols. I havn't been skiing in so long. You can also get some cool snowboard stuff here as well. Razzle Dazzle and remember, you won't see specials like this until next summer, when ski season is over.

Ozzy Osbourne brings the foul weather

with Rob Zombie. Book a room here at the dirty hot hotel and then walk down the street to the venue. It's not too far. catch a cab if you wanna be an asshole about it. Come on. Even if you didn't fall in love with him from his TV show. You gotta love the whole black sabbath thing. Get on the Crazy Train and take it down to Seven St. Metro. and get off. It's a $1.25 on the honor system to take the Crazy train. The Staples center is about a 10 minute walk from the Crazy train depot.

I just clocked tickets off stage right for $100 bucks. You'll love it.

As for whats happening outside? It's raining! I can't believe it. Try to find something fun to do in the rain. Look out your hotel room window and count the number of car accidents. Is that really water?! It is water. Alright! Call in sick and enjoy the day off. The first rain of the season is here.

Leave it to Ozzy to bring some rain. Oh yea! Ozzy bringing the rain. Check back for further updates on storms and massive tours coming to your area. Looks like it could rain all day. So break out that rain jacket and break out that umbrella and get out there. Shit, you're only 2 hours late for work, and don't forget Ozzy starts at 8pm.

Murakami at Geffen MOCA

Free from

5pm

till

8pm

Here's an interesting art show. Super Japanese art mixed with retail in this mad mad mad world that we live in; Louis Vutton has added special handbags to this artshow. Are you kidding me? Thankyou Murakami for breezing thru LA. The show runs till whenever, I want to say February something or another. Find out yourself! Google something else besides porn and get things moving up and down your art chakra. Oh, is that a Twenty? Thanks. The show runs till Feb. 11th. Like I'll be reminding you later, it's free every thursday from 5 until 8. Of course your not taking the car, you're staying at this Dirty Hot Hotel, and so now you can spend a couple bucks for a sushi roll in the Fun Ninja market down in the Japanese village.

Get out more often. Ditch your car and take the Train downtown. Pershing square station is central to everything. Wear some walking shoes, cuz you'll probably even be running at one point, but whatever. You love it down here. Lets face it. You could use some fitness there you little fatty.

Come on down to the Murakami exhibit at Geffen MOCA in Little Tokyo today, it's free from 5pm to 8pm. It's like that every Thursday.

Big Thursday - Nov 29th.

So you've got cuckoo crow at the redcat
You've got La Boheme at the LA Opera
You've also got the Lakers vs. the Nuggets at the Staples Center.


Redcat is $20
La Boheme is $185 for Founders Circle balcony
Lakers is running $230 for 4 rows behind Nuggets bench.


Call me. Let me know what you want to do. Just pick up the phone and dial concierge.
Whats that? You're not staying at the hotel? Well then. Come on down. We're the dirtiest and the hottest hotel Downtown. Rooms start at $225.

Seattle Kids invade the Red Cat

Wanna get a jump start on your Thursday? Wanna see some Seattle Kids get all wierd in the Redcat tomorrow? Then clear your schedule of all that bullshit and

Click here and buy tickets.

http://www.redcat.org/

redcat.org

see which one works better. The latter has more asthetics but is worthless. Any who, these Seattle Kids are all about the experience and half of them are staying with us here, at the Dirty Hot Hotel. You are gonna love it here. Have you figured out where I am yet?

I'm not going to spell it out.
Figure it out. Do a word puzzle every once in a while, you asshole.

So yea, Seattle days at the Redcat start TOMORROW till Dec. 2nd. Get it while you can can. Tickets are $20 for the first couple dates and then go to $25 for the last 2 dates. If you're a Cal Arts student it only costs $10. There is a kick ass article here: http://www.downtownlascene.com/index.php/scene/news_item/26858/

As for today, why don't you just start drinking and take that dog out for a walk!! You'll figure something out.

Mucho Wednesday

Go to la Cita.
Enjoy yourself with Mucho Wednesday. The fun probably starts around 9pm.

MW.

I don't know what to do today. Maybe go shopping at ralphs. They've got some bargains but you have to shop for them. Buy some of the big items from the bachelor dept. 10 lbs of lasagna. Stuff like that. 400 Taquitos. Good luck dragging all that stuff home. You should have borrowed your friends car and then it wouldn't have been that big of a deal.

During the day today...hmmmmmmmmmm. Well it's shitty weather, so why don't you just stay inside and practice your Italian lessons. Maybe pick up some sheet music so you can play that keyboard you bought. They've got a lot of sheet music at DJ STEREOLAND DJ.

Welcome to the nightclub at the Dirty Hot Hotel - Pulse

You are gonna love these girls.
They love it here at the Dirty Hot Hotel.
We've shipped in about a dozen and they are all set for some action.

Don Giovani at the LA opera

What are you doing today? Did you get all coked out last night with some new girl and she forgot to put your name on the room. What happened? Why don't you know her last name? Why didn't you have her put your name on the room. You know we can't let you go up to that room. Your lucky we havn't called the police on you. Just relax. Wait for her to wake up and then you can get all coked out again and have more sex. Why don't you go up to the pool and just hang out for a little while.

Today you are going to the Opera.

Don Giovanni from Wolfgang Mozart Amadeus

"Don Juan's back and LA Opera's got him! The sexy and sensual Erwin Schrott returns as opera's greatest Lothario in the ravishing production that won LA Opera kudos in 2003. The Los Angeles Times commented: "The eye is startled, delighted, and sometimes enlightened by constant visual stimulation."
Mozart's great comic drama not only catalogs the Don's conquests (2,065 women, to be exact), but also deftly unfolds an intriguing series of escalating calamities that ensue as those he seduced and abandoned seek their revenge against him. And when the Don disdainfully invites a vengeful ghost to dinner, all hell breaks loose." - LA opera homepage

Sunset check in specials

Get in the car. Come on down to the Dirty Hot Hotel and check in. Rooms are discounted because we're low occupancy. You're gonna love it here. Bring your animals, bring you vices and bring your pleasure chest. We've got enough room for everything here at the Dirty Hot Hotel.
What is there to do today?
Well. Nothing.
The Clippers are playing somebody at the Staples Center, but let's face it, you're a Lakers fan and you're not giving up yet. You are gonna stick with Kobe until they win another championship. Is it gonna happen this year? Probably not, but you're not going anywhere. So yea, there's that and Mustache Mondays at Crash Mansion LA and nothing else to do.

Take your lovely lady of the night out during the day and buy her some jewels in the jewelry district. She does so much for you and all you do is buy her food and drinks. Get her something nice. Hell, buy her some flowers too.

Fresh Hungarian Girls

Forget everything you ever wanted to know about Eastern Europe. The Hungarians have arrived. Oh they are worth every penny. Who wants to go on a Asian Sex Tour when you can just come on down to the Dirty Hot Hotel and get yourself a nice Hungarian girl.