A Handy Guide To Finding Yourself

A Handy Guide To Finding Yourself

Friday, December 31, 2010

Happy New Years Eve Everyone ~ Enjoy our Ebooks

Bring in 2011!

What a year.  So many hot new titles.  So many new authors reaching out to get their projects off the ground.

Final numbers for helping the Gulf come in at $175.  Thanks for reading our titles.  We've got a whole bunch of good ones and plan for 5 more pearls in the coming new year.

Our hottest read hasn't really changed: "101 Dirty Hot Hotel Stories" is still super exciting number one seller.  We are working on the translation in Japanese and hope to release that in January.

Hello New Markets with Google Ebooks and Apple.

Kindle had some rough competition this year, but they've been our leading seller regardless.

Friday, December 10, 2010

Ho Ho Ho

Happy Holidays Everyone.

Get Those Christmas Gifts out, so all your buddies can put them under the tree.

We are' Decking the Halls over here with all kinds of Good  Cheer.

This year has been really good to us.  We're so proud of our titles.

Happy Holidays All!  Merry Christmas to all you Jesus Freaks!  Happy Hanukkah to my Jewish Brothers and Sisters!  May the feeling of the season fill you up with joy and merriment.

Looking forward to the New Year, but that's another blog post altogether.

Monday, November 29, 2010

Cyber Monday Ebook Shopping with us




Hello Dear Holiday Shoppers!  Looking for that hard to find Ebook?  Well, we've got all kinds of Ebooks in store for you here at The Trashy Novel Corp.  From Time Travel Romance novels to Detective novels to Sci-Fi novels.  We've got an Ebook to catch your eye in all kinds of fiction titles.  Join a young Hollywood actor in one Ebook as he looks for the ultimate actor to admonish in "Jean Marc".  Jack Applefords' latest ebook is about a California cult that makes it ways out into the desert to build a dynasty.  So, if you like Ebooks, then you should read one of our Ebooks.  We've got an Ebook about the hotel industry.  A biting non-fiction ebook that tells all kinds of true tales from behind the concierge desk.  You'll love that Ebook.  It's our top seller.  We're selling about 4 a day in Europe these days.  Love it.  "101 Dirty Hot Hotel Stories"  Here's a peek at the last chapter of that ebook.  It's the prologue and the first 3 chapters plus the 101st Chapter.  It's about an impostor.  A Getty Impostor.

Just visit our website to see this years crop of titles.

thetrashynovel.com



101 Dirty Hot Hotel Stories

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Don't be a Turkey



Enjoy the Holidays with your family and remember that we all love you at the Trashy Novel Corp.  Remember to give to those less fortunate than you.  That's what the holiday season is all about.  Bringing everybody back together.  We'd like to let everyone know that we've given over $100 to the National Wildlife Federation and The Nature Conservancy.  We've given about $122 to be exact.  We'd like to thank everyone for reading and encourage everyone to pick up an Ebook.

Monday, November 8, 2010

Advertising in "The News Of The World"

Big Big Advertising dollars being spent on the UK market for the Christmas season.

Friday, November 5, 2010

101 Dirty Hot Hotel Stories in Japanese?

我々は非常に近い将来、あなたの楽しみのために"101ダーティホットホテルストーリー"を公開と思っています。ここでは第1です。

1 Dirty Hot Hotel Story: Japanese Translation

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Guru.com - Project Detail

Who wants to go to Australia and work on a super rad ebook?

Check out the details below.

Aborigines and Walk-abouts and  Horses and Wide Open Spaces.


Call us if you have a pilots license.

Guru.com - Project Detail

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Hows our environment?






Gulf oil Spill clean up continues through winter ~ OIL SPILL 

I'm glad the Navy is still keeping an eye on these dirty corporations.  Rear Admiral Paul Zukunft is keeping the pressure on those bastards.


We'd like to thank everyone that has bought an ebook since July.  We are giving a $1 for every ebook sold to The Nature Conservancy and The National Wildlife Federation until the end of the year.  Don't worry everyone, we are sure to find many more deserving causes to fund in the new year.  

As we all know.  Disaster is just around the corner.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

10-10-10

The Bitch from Top Shop

So the same girl that was telling us the Peaches Gandolf story also snuck into the back of the hotel and took pictures of the construction and threatened to post them to trip advisor if we didn't give her a free stay.

Typical.