Goodbye January

We just met up with the infamous Jon Dambacher over lunch at Lil' Doms in Los Feliz to discuss some fun stuff. Looks like we are joining a writing group and Jon has promised to help us get some of our books into the big brick and mortar giants.

What else.  He's put together a nice website called:

 Four-Frames.com

What else?  We finally dropped Max and his fabulous book that he'll never start.
"Live it like you stole it." or "Live it like it's stolen" I forgot, but whatever, Max won't even remember this tomorrow.

Long live the King! and Down with Egypt!

Write a book

Beach Babes

They don't play Volley Ball.  They just sit in the sand and look pretty.

Hot Beach Babes on Camera?!?

Not Really, but wait till you see these girls.

Diana Ross in Malibu

Your favorite couple from Kansas was just walking around the supermarket and saw Diana Ross.

Beach Babes and DeMode!

So even though we strive to hit a certain level of literature, some of the keywords that bring this blog all it's glory are beach babes and hookers.  I mean, who doesn't like beach babes?  We all love Beach Babes!  If I mention beach babes a couple more times in this post.  I'll hit SEO gold! Go Beach Babes GO!

Alright! Enough of that! Even though we all love Beach Babes, BUT just to clarify, you won't find any beach babes in the following video.  Just Depeche Mode, ramping it up on Black Celebration.

The Couple From Kansas

They arrived yesterday. Mr. & Mrs. Perry. He's from Kansas via Baltimore. She's from Kansas via Germany. They met when Mr. Perry was in the Army.


The first thing she said to me was "Where is the coffee?"


"We serve coffee in the morning," I look up from the desk, "But, that's it." 


 It's around Six in the evening.


"What? No Coffee?" Mrs. Perry Says


"Well, there is coffee in the rooms." I say


"Oh, Good, yea, that's crazy! No Coffee is Crazy." Mrs. Perry says


"Yea, my wife likes her coffee." Mr. Perry Says.


I check them in and give them a couple maps and an LA weekly and tell them to enjoy themselves.


Today they come downstairs to tell me that they got up at 4am (There's a 2 hour time difference from Kansas) and made it into Hollywood before any of the shops opened. They walked up and down the Walk of Fame.  They found all their favorites.  Then they drove around Hollywood and then took the fun down to Santa Monica and Venice Beach.  Mr. Perry sure thinks there are a bunch of freaks in California. They tell me one guy was just walking around with his junk hanging out. He had on a robe, but it was open and his junk was just hanging out. You'll get thrown in jail in Kansas for that, they tell me.


Now it's nap time.  But they'll be back down later for directions to a Mexican restaurant.
15 minutes later they come back downstairs.


They want to know where to go for some good Mexican food. I tell them that they can either get super duper hard core Oaxacan/Pueblan food down the street on 3rd and California Donuts; I forget the cross street. Its a funky set up 2 little tables inside a strip mall, but its fucking good. They don't want that. So I tell them that they must go to El Coyote on Beverly and it's fucking really good. They've been around since 1931 and they have Margaritas the size of your face.


They do it. They come back and tell me that nobody is out because the President is giving his State of the Union address. They just walked in without a reservation.  Mr. Perry has never had Mexican food like that before.  It was affordable, the staff was on point and one Margarita put down the Mrs.  It was quite possibly the best Mexican food Mr. Perry has ever eaten. I tell him that I'm happy for him. Now he wants to know a local bar within walking distance. I tell him he's got his choice of a Korean style 'Hooters' or HMS Bounty or Karaoke at Brass Monkey. They opt for Brass Monkey.


Good people, these Kansas people.

SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA, BITCH!

The Lobby is under Construction

Noise Noise Noise

Here's some real noise:

3 outta 5 Stars ain't bad - iPad Ratings for "101 Dirty Hot Hotel Stories"

Hello dear readers.  We're excited about January.  We're excited about the new year and all it's bringing.  We need to buckle down and hit the computer.  One of our Star Authors is soon to take a Child Development class at LACC to learn more about what those little TYKES of yours need in their formative years.

We are also proud to spot our second rating on the iPad for "101 Dirty Hot Hotel Stories"  We think we got a 1 star outta 5 which would make the average 3 outta 5, because before yesterday, we were sitting on a pretty little 5 outta 5 rating.

WHATEVER!  Please leave more ratings, even if they are LOW outta 5 and we'll love you anyways!




Rotten lousy bastards.